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therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.
cunt dracula:
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there was no perfect path. you did not get punished. your life did not unravel when you made a left turn. the memory will always be there. you can visit whenever you want. there is no alternate timeline where you made a better choice and got a happier ending. you were a little girl chasing the ice cream truck, playing hopscotch, swinging and aiming for the never ending blue. yes, the grief was waiting up ahead. but so was the miracle of saturdays in a car headed wherever you wanted to go. enough sky to wrap around every wound. friends who, despite your perennial bouts of silence, kept an ear close at all times.
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theres apparently a strain of weed named white yoda?
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Sometimes you think your life is over but really it's your winter metabolism stripping your brain for parts like crabs at a whalefall
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alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.
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it sucks that even todo lists get affected by the adhd 'absorption of stationary objects into their environment thus leading to effective invisibility' thing
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gazans are returning home and rebuilding ❤️
if you would like to help a gazan rebuild, consider supporting @amalashuor and her family. she has been offline these past few days while she returns home. let’s give her a warm welcome home ❤️❤️❤️
#175 on el-shab-hussein and nabulsi’s list
@feluka @ramshackledtrickster @pocketsizedquasar-3 @beserkerjewel @chilewithcarnage @samwise1548 (thank you friends)
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go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*
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the wheel trend is so much better than the uquiz one. no more favourite lyrics from songs that tell you a little too much about how spotify-poisoned op is. you click the button and now you're assigned water deer. just like in real life.
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If I was caught on camera doing this I would seriously never show my face in public again
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the existence of "maybe", "perhaps", "perchance", and "mayhaps" suggests there should also be "maychance" and "perbe"
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