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I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations... "Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn't they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!" well, then it wouldn't be a tragedy, would it. "Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it's so sappy and unrealistic!!" Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn't have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot

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1930s “i’m the guy that” pinbacks, part 2

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popular YouTube channels are great and informative until they make a video about a topic you're informed on and then the house of cards comes crashing down as you realize how utterly wrong they are about most things

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Winners of the 2024 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for bad opening lines, including “She had a body that reached out and slapped my face like a five-pound ham-hock tossed from a speeding truck.”

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just made the best non-looping gif i think

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i won't be alone for the rest of my life, i'll build a boat for when the river gets high

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why do you hate children

I want everyone to understand that someone is asking me this because I said "not all media needs to be focused on the lives of high schoolers"

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Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

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Waggon Wheel Motel & Station

66 series 

Hasselblad 500c/m

Kodak Ektar 100iso

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Joseph's brothers would have sold him to One Direction

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I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the state of the classroom fish tank was dire under the substitute teacher’s tyrannical rule. The class convened at recess, and decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the situation. I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)