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I really hate to side with Gollum on this, but “what’s in my pocket” is not a riddle and should not have counted. 

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i liked problematic tropes

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“Go into the arts. I’m not kidding. The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven’s sake. Sing in the shower. Dance to the radio. Tell stories. Write a poem to a friend, even a lousy poem. Do it as well as you possibly can. You will get an enormous reward. You will have created something.”

— Kurt Vonnegut (via lazypacific)

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People should be more like me I never want to talk to devs/writers/creators/etc, I do not want to hear anything they have to say outside of the source material. I would rather chew glass than ask them a question.

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you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

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girl you would flourish under my dark tutelage

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boom boom boom boom i want you in my loom knit you into a sweater then sew it up forever

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and the lord sayest unto me, "lock the fuck in"

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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cozy game means fucking nothing. i saw someone call firewatch a cozy game. the game about child death. i saw someone say dredge was a cozy game thats secretly horror. theres nothing secret about the horror the main plot is about necromancy and the world ends. what the fuck are you talking about. is it bc the art style is nice to look at. oh im gonna watch my favorite chick flick the descent. what are you fucking talking about

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It's so crazy how "Don't feed the trolls" was like the Motto of the internet & in forum culture of the 00s and early 10s and now you log onto a certain website and it's just an endless sea of people pouring gruel into the troll trough day in day out and no one seems to realize or care that their internet experience being a constant deluge of misery and bad faith discussion might in fact be their own fault

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your attack pattern is annoying. and your soundtrack is mid

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patroclus by the river lethe ☁️