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Power, white and unending and hideous, barreled into us...

Cassian twisted, wings flaring wide as he shielded Azriel.

His wings—his wings—

Cassian’s scream as his wings shredded under talons of pure magic was the most horrific sound I’d ever heard.  

Finally finished! This damn illyrian deserves the world 😭

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Everyone says who you first marry in skyrim says a lot about you but i married that homeless guy in windhelm the Once Honored guy w the bald ass head bcs I read that unless u do he dies in the civil war and so i married him thinking i could divorce him on friendly terms and help him get back on his feet  but you cant get divorced i learned too late and he keeps asking my DB for a gold coin every day despite living in her house and yelled at meeko and then i met serana and fell in love thinking i could marry her if I got old baldy out of the picture bcs he never even changed out of his raggedy ass robes anyway so lure him into the small room in lakeview manor and close the doors so the kids dont see and one hit mercy kill him but the kids hear anyway and start screaming and the bard hears too and attacks me and I have to kill the bard and the kids are still screaming. but every time i come back the bodies wont despawn so theres just my dead homeless husband and bard in the house making the kids cower in the corner so i cast reanimate and try to walk my husband outside but that just makes things worse bcs hes making those zombie moans and as SOON as i load outside the door he turns into a giant ass zombie ash pile and goes “thank….. you….” so the rest of the game I just had my dead bald husbands goo ashes right on the front steps of my home and Seranas not even marriable 

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Heyyy random Nessian sketch 👏🏼 I feel like there should be a scene in ACOFS where Nesta just explodes. All her hatred, all her bitterness and pain just erupts. And then you have Cas who just holds onto her. Like he’s the one thing tethering her to reality 🖤🤍

Also I wanted to practice emotions 😅 so here I am, gone midnight drawing up my Nessian feels 😭

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Ferrero Rocher: Ohh….Are you an angel?

Snitch: 😊

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feeling a deep sense of kinship with danny here

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I’m so sorry

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Pls. I am begging.

End my suffering. please.

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I’m bold

NOT THAT BOLD

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Happy Halloween!!!

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If you know you know

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the dude who invented the rule about holding hands during a seance after noticing he’s sitting next to the guy he likes: oh haven’t you heard?

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Get in loser, we’re in denial

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couple days until the finale how are we feeling

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Honestly hats off to Supernatural for giving us one of the funniest fucking series of images to ever grace my television