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i genuinely think ocd is incredibly underdiagnosed bc i will see people posting what are obvious rituals, compulsions, intrusive thoughts, spiralling, hyper morality, etc and its like Have You Considered This Might Be An Issue

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I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.

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Someone sent me this

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Do you guys like this horse i drew

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bro it is imperative my tower have like 1 million sharp metal spikes so every lightning strike in a 10 mile radius fries the electrical system and a trip on the balcony portends certain death <- top quotes to reminisce on whilst falling from the one hundredth floor

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Preparing the baby for her first nice winter❄️❄️

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goofy sketch of cait meeting another in-law by having to hunt them down to cope with arcane act 3 coming up soon

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lying down for 50 minutes to imagine in real time the experience of walking to trader joes and buying a single pea and walking back home and getting out a cutting board and a knife and skinning and chopping one pea and sprinkling it into a tank with one fish in it

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*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

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this them

That scene was gay as fuck

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When your genocidal warmongering colonialist imperialistic buff butch milf wolf mom wants you to join your home country’s military industrial complex but you’re too busy being artdeco steampunk fenty beauty mogul diplomat goddess with a buff latino-adjacent boytoy who has a situationship with a sad eastern European 90’s heroine-chic machine herald Czech hunter twink boyfriend

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my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

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major traffic incident

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