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HE LEETLE FEETSYS

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Surely you weren’t thinking of crossing me at all, were you?

I hope not…

Vigilante Sam Manson

Shout out to @melancholicmarionette for help on the design.

Also thanks to @posereference for the action reference. (They are extremely helpful).

I was thinking of Night Reaper or Spirit Reaper for the name.

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I mean…

Who would you be in a fantasy society

the suspicious but wise hermit

no one really knows what to think of you. no one truly knows you. you can't tell if you like it better that way or not.

@coledoesitagain @bitchesblike @ghostly-punk @kottcakes-but-jazzy @dailu-chill @tatiejosie and anyone else do this do this dooooo thisssss or not idk it’s your choice tag people if you want to.

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shana tova to every jewish person reading this may we have a wonderful new year filled with growth i love all of you

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is that what the voices are telling you

dude, you've literally been stalking someone for months. pretty sure that's the exact opposite of immaculate mental health lmao

It’s for science so it’s justified

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Ohhh I love it thanks!

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Found this music, thought you might like it.

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Vampire aesthetic 🥀

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🍂 seniorita_verita 🍂

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I don’t sweat. It’s bad for the aesthetic so I just don’t do it.

Dude, have you ever seen Sam in direct sunlight??

Because I sure as heck haven't

Not without like, five layers on at least. @smarmygoth how are you not sweating so much

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Right? The delusion

Look what I found @smarmygoth

Does the post honestly think the ghost boy would date you? ha! Funny.

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Ew. This trashy gossip rag is perfect for you, sorry if I’m stealing any of your thunder—but I think the ghost boy’s a bit out of your reach anyway :)

Look what I found @smarmygoth

Does the post honestly think the ghost boy would date you? ha! Funny.

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Boo?

you don’t have to get all political

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Oh damn it.

first day of school, afternoon, library, be there

Let’s reiew the animals I’ve adopted without my parent’s knowledge

Ember (ghost cat that showed up one day)

Caleb (Siberian Husky with heterochromia)

Snowball (ghost fox I adopted 8-19-whatever year it is)

The ravens that have been watching me for weeks might be next.

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Maybe if you didn’t keep lying about dating the ghost boy fewer gullible idiots would believe you were dating the ghost boy 🤔

Let’s reiew the animals I’ve adopted without my parent’s knowledge

Ember (ghost cat that showed up one day)

Caleb (Siberian Husky with heterochromia)

Snowball (ghost fox I adopted 8-19-whatever year it is)

The ravens that have been watching me for weeks might be next.

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Try offering the ravens some snacks. The ones near me like trail mix (take the m&ms for yourself)

Let’s reiew the animals I’ve adopted without my parent’s knowledge

Ember (ghost cat that showed up one day)

Caleb (Siberian Husky with heterochromia)

Snowball (ghost fox I adopted 8-19-whatever year it is)

The ravens that have been watching me for weeks might be next.

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What a strange, disgusting badge of honor. So proud of you.

Ugh @danny-fenton-blog , @smarmygoth

Man, I got serious heartburn after that nasty burger challenge.