smallinsaneone-blog

[smallinsaneone-blog]

Hey guys! I just got my new phone today, which means I have to switch to my other account, @smalliinsaneone. I do, however, still have my old phone for the time being, so I going to be on here for a while more. What I am going to be doing is going through my list of who I follow, following you over there, and then unfollowing you here. Don't take it personally; I am working on shutting down this blog and fully switching to my other one.

[smallinsaneone-blog]

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

[smallinsaneone-blog]

just a reminder that even if you see a label and think, “hmm, that does seem to describe my experiences” you don’t actually have to use it if you don’t want to 

[smallinsaneone-blog]

Nothing tops @dril’s “face god and walk backwards into hell” in terms of iconic phrases with absurd sources, but @clickholeofficial recently gave us “don’t squander this opportunity! God may have closed a door, but what that stupid motherfucker hasn’t realized is that he left a window open for you to wriggle right through!” And damn if that isn’t the most motivational thing I’ve read all week.

[smallinsaneone-blog]

Why do you need to do this? Cause it’s what I’m good at. Ocean’s 8 (2018), dir. Gary Ross

[smallinsaneone-blog]

[smallinsaneone-blog]

So my phone is old and a piece of shit which means I came frighteningly close to losing my Tumblr today. Which is a good time to inform any followers that care that I will likely be getting a new phone in the next few weeks, which means I will, in fact, probably lose this Tumblr. But never fear, I have another blog! If I mysteriously vanish, you can find me here: @smalliinsaneone or, if you're here from my check please/hockey blog, you can find me here: @actualtrashxrussianpotato. I'll still be around, just somewhere else.

[smallinsaneone-blog]

The team bullies Mitch confirmed

[smallinsaneone-blog]

You’re a regular office worker born with the ability to “see” how dangerous a person is with a number scale of 1-10 above their heads. A toddler would be a 1, while a skilled soldier with a firearm may score a 7. Today, you notice the reserved new guy at the office measures a 10.

[smallinsaneone-blog]

google just made me so emo

[smallinsaneone-blog]

Bitty: Coach, I’m dating a professional athlete. Who’s a boy. I’m gay.

Coach: A football player?

Bitty: Huh no? Hockey? He’s in the NHL?

Coach: Hmpf. I have plenty of perfectly good football players you could meet.

[smallinsaneone-blog]

[smallinsaneone-blog]

people i make myself look good for:

myself

gay women

my friends so they go “damn bitch u look fucking good” whenever i enter the room

[smallinsaneone-blog]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[smallinsaneone-blog]

for @aaronminyarddefencenet‘s 2nd week of the first creation event (favorite minor character), as well as @actuallyaghostthanks i wanna talk about my favorite german boy

that’s right

erik klose

listen. homeboy grew up where all the best german stereotypes come from: bavaria (munich, specifically)

he’s worn lederhosen. while eating a pretzel. and drinking a giant beer. it’s his facebook profile picture.

his first experience drinking was out with his older sister when he was 14 and he was so nervous that the waiter knew he wasn’t sixteen that he threw back the after-meal schnapps like a shot and some of it shot out his nose when he coughed

bvb dortmund can kiss. his. ASS.

he had a pretty bad knee injury when he was 17 so now he has to wear a brace when he works out

he’s only seen the 4th harry potter movie and voldemort creeped him out so much he refuses to see another

he’s got a planner, and nice stationary and pens, and he tries so hard to be organized but he always ends up forgetting deadlines and writing things all over his arms instead

p.s. he was diagnosed with adhd when was 12

loves marzipan with his entire soul everyone else in his family hates it which is fine with hiim bc he hoards marzipan filled chocolates like his life depends on it

he chipped his tooth wrestling his sister for advent chocolate and that’s how he spent friday the 13th at the doctor and refuses to believe that day isnt Cursed™

btw his sister’s name is stefanie and she’s three years older than him she’s a computer scientist and a bartender and taught nicky tricks so he could get work fast when he moved back to take care of the twins

his dad’s an art teacher and his mom works for a finance company. his dad is the son of turkish immigrants so along with the catholic stuff from his mom he grew up hearing about how is dad grew up muslim, despite being atheist now.

he LOVES american rap music. especially 90s stuff like N.W.A. and tupac and ice cube. being mixed and the stigmas around turkish immigrants in south germany, he can connect to feeling targeted by society in the way those artists wrote about (plus it really helped him in learning english).

he practiced for weeks to come out to his parents but when he actually did it, he threw the plan to the wind cried to them about how he didn’t feel normal, and they spent hours hugging on the living room floor and talking. stefanie had already known and did a lot of the talking for him since he got so upset. his parents are super supportive and his mother cut her parents off completely for saying erik was “ungodly” and suggesting he see a therapist about his “”’condition”””

the rest of his extended family is totally on his side. his cousins took him to his first pride celebration up in hamburg a year after he came out since it was around his birthday (he claims it’s his best birthday until he comes home from holiday and meets nicky)

he was always that kid you had to have an eye out for at all times on field trips or outings since he had a tendency to wander off in search of something more interesting that whatever the tour guide was droning on about

“employees only” signs mean absolutely nothing to him

long story short our boy erik is a really clumsy chaotic nerd and i’d die for him

[smallinsaneone-blog]

do you ever just think about the fact that in the original drafts of tfc, erik klose was supposed to die  and realize that would mean an amazing sense of humor, love, and positivity would no longer be significant traits in nicky and want to just sorta

[smallinsaneone-blog]

Do you ever just remember that Nicky Hemmick is trilingual and you just want to hold that baby boy tightly