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i love u unconventional ways of showing affection
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reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city
#had a friend who’s dad used to make us these pancake like things with a sauce that i cant remember the name of#had a big fight with that friend and never spoke to them again#but those pancakes appear in my dreams sometimes
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you: wait, babe… we can’t fuck yet… you aren’t wearing protection…
your vampire lover: protection? what do you mean prote- oh ok so fuck you first of all
you, holding these:
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lying down for 50 minutes to imagine in real time the experience of walking to trader joes and buying a single pea and walking back home and getting out a cutting board and a knife and skinning and chopping one pea and sprinkling it into a tank with one fish in it
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So I started working again today, and me and my coworker had to squeeze lemons which usually is a really un fun job but TODAY. We had the mostly lovely batch of lemons to work with. So we rated how smoothly they cut and how nice the insides of them looked for about an hour. An absolutely marvelous time I gotta say
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sending u a beautiful postcard from Rock Bottom
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"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired
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if i was an email i wouldn't even go to the inbox i would just play and explore
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the concept and idea of “you can always start trying to be a better person” is extremely important to me both in media and irl and i continue to be deeply deeply disturbed by the trend on this site pushing that these ideas in media are bad writing or even morally reprehensible
because theyd rather someone stay terrible or just straight up die than become a better person
from a compassionate point of view it’s deeply distressing and from a pragmatic point of view it’s outright frustrating
it’s fucked up.
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idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that
#reminds me of middle school me realising i was gay and then immediately saying#‘i have bigger problems honestly’#then i just didn’t think about it again until college
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”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.
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