small-titty-alchemy
the horrors are unimaginable! but i stay silly:3
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teddy | queer | she/her | terfs fuck off | free palestine 🇵🇸 | top 0.05% AJJ listener 3 years in a row (this is not a brag. pay for my therapy)
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small-titty-alchemy · 1 hour ago
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seen a this edible aint shit but for adderall
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small-titty-alchemy · 4 hours ago
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seen a this edible aint shit but for adderall
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small-titty-alchemy · 14 hours ago
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We need to exclude people from spaces they shouldn’t be in . Lets normalise that . You are not meant for everywhere. “Gatekeeping” is sometimes a good thing
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small-titty-alchemy · 21 hours ago
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My face when I'm The, 44% OFF
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small-titty-alchemy · 21 hours ago
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girl you've been running through my mind all day
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small-titty-alchemy · 21 hours ago
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they sacked my fucking fiefdom. it's so over. i'll never be able to afford the king's taxes. i don't have a single fucking asset to my name except *winks shyly* my special sex ability🫣
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small-titty-alchemy · 21 hours ago
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Lawrence, Kansas, United States
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small-titty-alchemy · 21 hours ago
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dinosaur sprinkles. look at this post with your eyes if you agree
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small-titty-alchemy · 1 day ago
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liberals are so good at making us sound awesome and sexy
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small-titty-alchemy · 1 day ago
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can we all agree that it's pathetic when so-called "friends" try to sabotage your opportunities? you're clearly jealous that the amulet of eternal darkness chose me and no amount of "please fight it, i know you're still in there somewhere" is going to change that. crab bucket mentality. grow up.
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small-titty-alchemy · 1 day ago
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just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.
“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.
i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.
i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.
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small-titty-alchemy · 1 day ago
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“Hope ya find what you’re looking for!!”
I love my little oil painting
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small-titty-alchemy · 1 day ago
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i started playing Disco Elysium and last night (the same day i started playing) i woke up to my stomach hurting so bad that in my delirium i thought it had to do with something from the game.
and looked it up…
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i thought this was completely normal until waking up later after the pain was gone.
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