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@potterversenet​ public event: green                                       · newt scamander + green

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SLYTHERIN: “When everyone knows you’re a monster, you needn’t waste time doing every monstrous thing.” –Leigh Bardugo (Kaz Brekker: Six of Crows)

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He then sank to the floor in a dead faint.

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Hogwarts Classes + Minimalist

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Slytherin problems #195

Having a conversation with someone who doesn’t understand sarcasm is like talking to an American. We both speak English but some words mean different things and they’re going to get offended because of this.

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Pickett frees Newt from his shackles

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“Oh yeah, she was dead before you could wipe the drool off your chin.”

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                             It’s meant to be the most haunted building in Britain.                                                         Did I mention that?                                                                   Twice.

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Give me Harry Potter. Do this and none shall be harmed. Give me Harry Potter, and I shall leave Hogwarts untouched. Give me Harry Potter, and you will be rewarded. You have one hour.

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gryffindor: karaoke parties at midnight, loving friends, will not stand for your bullshit, lives out of spite, oversized sweaters, probably did the stupid thing, loves their animals more than anything, socially akward, just wants peace

hufflepuff: done with your shit, sends memes to their friends, thrift-shopping, doesn’t care about opinions, wins at snowball fights, great fashion taste, never judges anyone, throws random finger guns, very competitive, plays the ukulele

ravenclaw: messy hair, curious about things, neat notes but failed the test anyway, hot tea, lives for fuzzy socks, knows a lot of random facts, easily embarrassed, loves to write, goes to art museums for the aesthetic, photography

slytherin: doesn’t know what’s going on, really emotional, loves horror movies, cries when reading sad things, astrology, dreams big, if they really want something they’ll get it, eye gazing, know-it-all, rosy cheeks, loves a good book

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· Zouwu | 3/3

(requested by anon)

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Slytherin: I hate everyone for some reason

Slytherin: Which is to say everybody for a particular different reason