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Just found a Marauders fan on tiktok who think it’s James, Remus, and Sirius’ faults that Peter and Snape turned out the way they were

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If JK Rowling truly loved Harry Potter, she would relinquish it and make it general domain or make it so that she doesn’t get creative control or get a penny from anything made or produced. Harry Potter could literally have a whole cinematic universe like Marvel and Star Wars with connected shows and movies but no!

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Isidore Hippolyte Brion by Ackteon

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Chapter 21

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Chapter 21

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James: What's that look for?

Lily: That's the look you get when I'm about to slap you!

Lily: (slaps James)

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Remus: Sirius, have I taught you nothing?

Sirius: Virtually.

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Lily: Play dumb!

James: Who are the Death Eaters?

Lily: Not that dumb!

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Hufflepuff, Gryffindor & Ravenclaw: *screaming*

Slytherin, running into the room: Puff, what's wrong?!

Gryffindor: Why are you only asking Hufflepuff? We are all screaming!

Slytherin: Because they don't scream unless it's an emergency. The rest of you scream whenever you have the chance.

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Sirius: (finds a circle on the floor somewhere and sits in it)

Sirius: Moony! Look! It's a pentagram!

Remus: A pentagram has to have a star in it.

Sirius: I am the star.

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“Come on, you can do better than that!” he yelled, his voice echoing around the cavernous room.

— Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Sirius Black - the Brightest Star

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Sirius: Nothing in life is promised except death.

Remus: Edgar Allan Poe?

Sirius: Kanye West.

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Remus: As I always say, quality over quantity.

James: For the last time, that doesn't apply to your sleep schedule.

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Lily: Wow. This seems impossible, but what you just said makes a lot of sense.

James: The sooner you realise I'm a genius, the better for both of us!

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Sirius: (toasting) Here's to a happy Christmas...Ushering a new year where hopefully everyone is a little less full of shit than they are this year. Especially my brother.

Regulus: (toasting back) Here's to Sirius for being disgraceful.

Sirius: (toasting back more intensely) To Regulus, blowing me.

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Sirius: Has anyone seen my knife shoes?

Lily: Your wha-

Sirius: my KNIFE SHOES!

Remus,sighing: he means his ice skates

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Hufflepuff: So... you believe me?

Slytherin: Puff, you are the last good person on the face of this miserable planet. I'd believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.