slygirlboy

[slygirlboy]

[slygirlboy]

hey girl....couldnt help but notice some of our posts were screenshotted and put on the same subreddit ...wanna hookup

[slygirlboy]

There’s no way. there is no FUCKING way

[slygirlboy]

if i was a mech pilot id have the cockpit fill with slime. only my mech would do this. its purely a sex thing

[slygirlboy]

hello are you one of the normal people

[slygirlboy]

[slygirlboy]

"my son turned out fine" maam your son was killed by one of my strong as fuck skeleton warriors

[slygirlboy]

my smoking technique

[slygirlboy]

lazy subway micah upon you

[slygirlboy]

In King Ludwig II’s defense, if I had basically infinite discretionary funds, was accountable to absolutely no one, and was king of a country full of picturesque landscapes, you couldn’t stop me from building myself a big gay fairytale castle on a mountaintop either.

[slygirlboy]

i could never leave here

[slygirlboy]

Kendrick Lamar should write a song about being a young witch looking for their neighbor's lost cat in the alps

[slygirlboy]

Saber in pain caused of the torture

Saber in pain caused of the torture

[slygirlboy]

Barbecue Pistol when he sees you eyeing the 15% button in the tip window

[slygirlboy]

hey

[slygirlboy]

the bob!!

[slygirlboy]

why so celibate

-the jerker