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this joyride edit has me foaming at the mouth

cr. altxneu (idk what platform but i found on twt)

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plus size!reader surprising patrick by attending one of his cross country tennis matches. you’re sitting all dolled up and pretty in the cutest lil sundress and sneaker combo, hair put up, makeup all done, the whole nine yards for him.

he has absolutely no clue you’re there. he’s been prepping for this match for WEEKS and has been so stressed the entire time.

you’re seated in the middle of the stands, partially blending in with all of the other spectators, tapping your foot out of anxiousness just wanting the game to start.

the game starts and patrick is killing it. he’s so far ahead of his teammate it’s insane. you’re so proud of your amazingly talented boyfriend!! he hasn’t noticed you just yet in the crowd.

until you yell out his name.

“go pat go!! you’ve got this babe!”

about to serve, he freezes. his head shoots over to the crowd eyes scanning to find you. maybe he imagined it? he’s been so focused this whole time maybe he got into his own head.

that is until his eyes met yours in the center and his jaw dropped. he just about dropped his racket to the ground too he was so stunned. how the hell did you get out here? when did you get here? more importantly, how has he not noticed until now?

he gets a penalty for waiting too long. usually he’d care, but he didn’t give a single fuck now. he gave you his signature smirk and it made you fidget in your seat. god you’re a lucky girl.

he returned back to the game. you thought he’d focus more now since you were here, but you actually distracted him even more. he started missing easy shots, his serves not on par.

somehow, he pulls it off and wins the match. as he’s celebrating he looks up to the stands and sees you aren’t there anymore. disappointed he walks back towards his locker room.

he once again almost drops his racket and his bags when he sees you sitting there looking like the most gorgeous girl in existence. the dress you picked out and he bought fitting your curves perfectly. your thighs barely peeking out from under the short sundress. he’s already getting hard and he feels like he’s going to go insane.

you can barely get a “hi babe” out before he strides across the room and grabs your face pulling you into a heated kiss. he can’t keep his hands off of you. he’s afraid that if he pulls away from your lips he’ll stop breathing overall.

everything happens so fast. his shorts coming off, and your dress too. he’s still sweaty from after his game but that’s a problem for later. he needs to feel you against him Now. in no time he’s pushing into you and moaning against your mouth. it’s like something awakened inside of him.

you would think he hadn’t been able to touch you in WEEKS with how he had you pinned against the wall thrusting deep inside you. he was fucking you so desperately when he’s only been away from you for 48 hours!

he has to bring you to all of his matches from now on.

first time writing anything a lil smutty instead of just suggestive!! lmk what yall thought i’m always accepting feedback <3

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on god i might be unintentionally going down this route w/ the older!patrick stuff i’m writing 😭

patrick with reader who seems like she’s super innocent and shy but in reality is actually the freakiest girl ever. like matches him PERFECTLY.

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18+ suggestive content ahead <3

so you ended up giving older!patrick your number, complete shocker.

i mean, what girl wouldn’t if given the opportunity?!

you chatted, you drank, and of course you flirted. he tried to seduce you but you wouldn’t let him.

yet

he texted you that night. if only he knew how much he made you blush.

and if only you knew how hard you made him.

yeah you’re shy, a little introverted sometimes, but you’re not That naïve. you sent him photos… suggestive ones. ones where your skirt was a little to short, showing off almost what he wanted to see. even ones where you were at your apartment complex’s pool with your friends, your bikini one size too small. it was killing him, and you knew it.

he’s so out of your league but you don’t care. you know he has to be a bit older than you, you keep telling yourself he doesn’t mean anything! surely he doesn’t want anything serious to do with you, and usually that’d be the case. however there’s something about you that just keeps pulling him right in towards you.

he ends up inviting you to a tennis match of his and dinner afterwards. he says it’s a special game. he doesn’t know how many more matches he’s gonna compete in with his age and, let’s be honest, his motivation in the game. he needs someone to cheer him on!! someone sweet like you.

you of course accept the invitation.

he keeps telling himself he doesn’t want to lead you on or use you for his own benefit like he has with other girls. he’s not one for long term relationships, they’ve never worked out. but he might actually see some kind of future with you.

who knows, maybe patrick will finally settle down.

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suggestive content ahead!!

more patrick and plus size reader thoughts aaaaa

he absolutely worships you. like would get on his hands and knees if you asked him to. i’ve mentioned before but he would not be able to keep his hands off of you. expect his hand Somewhere on your body at all times. out shopping? holding your hand or his arm is around your waist. at home? hand caressing your thighs or petting your hair. after a tennis match? embracing you and kissing everywhere he can that is appropriate in public while celebrating another win.

yeah he looks like a scrawny motherfucker but he is STRONG. he would sooo pick you up and twirl you around or carry you to the couch or bed or hold you up against a wall oh lord.

sometimes you have to remind him that he can’t be handsy 24/7!! he does not care though he will show everyone how lucky he is to have the most perfect girl in the world <3

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ok ok ok but like… imagine older!patrick meets reader out at some random dive bar in the middle of the city

super shitty little place, it’s rare to see a girl like you there, but you’re having the time of your life with friends!!

pat is at the bar by himself, maybe he’ll pick up a girl tonight who knows, girls practically throw themselves at him. except he’s so zoned in on you up on the stage doing karaoke.

he notices you look like you’re in your early 20s, definitely not looking for someone like him. but he can’t keep his eyes off of you!! you’re in your own little world, a little tipsy, just belting the lyrics to a mid 2000s pop punk song with your friends.

he is so set on talking to you now even though he knows he really shouldn’t. he’s in his late 30’s approaching 40, people would look at him weirdly if he had a pretty, probably in her final year of college, girl cheering him on from the stands at his games. but does he care? no! he’s patrick fuckin zweig!

you finish up your karaoke and go over to the bar for another drink. patrick comes up to you and goes to hit you with the “what’s a girl like you doin’ here?”. you blush, caught of guard. he’s cute… you think. why does he want anything to do with me?

you just look so… perfect. he doesn’t know how to describe it.

you give him a shy smile. you could totally see yourself with him. you offer to buy him a drink and you sit around and stay for a while.

patrick thinks he just fell even more in love.

pt 2 anyone??? i could def elaborate on this more if ppl want <3

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patrick with a plus size reader he would not be able to keep his hands off you aaaaaaa he’d be so obsessed with just holding your hips and thighs and waist and everything.

i feel like patrick would always feel the need to have a hand on reader at all times. not in a possessive way maybe, maybe not, but just because he loves how soft n lovable you are.

reader gets very insecure sometimes especially in the tennis scene surrounded by all those perfect looking girls and all the girls absolute fawning over patrick. but he always makes sure to let you know that he does not care about those girls At All and will always be with you xoxo

no girl could take patrick away from you he is just so in love with everything about you!! he’s completely whipped!!

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i have so many jjk and challengers ideas in my silly lil brain but i’m so bad at putting my thoughts into words this is how i feel rn

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(18+ suggestive content ahead!!)

imagining college!art and patrick + reader. reader met art at stanford and became pretty close friends with him and she’d see patrick whenever he’d visit.

obviously reader finds both of them VERY attractive especially patrick sorry a little self indulgent there

patrick, being the slut that he is, would totally hook up with reader. he’d be the one to very obviously flirt with reader and make her extremely flustered. reader doesn’t believe patrick would actually make a move since they’re friends.

art on the other hand is too shy and afraid of ruining a perfectly good friendship with reader. i mean him and patrick have already experimented in the past so he’s not afraid there. he doesn’t want to fuck up and lose his best friend at college… and the girl he’s secretly, deeply in love with.

one day in between semesters, patrick is visiting art and reader during break. he starts to experiment getting a little handsy with reader. she gets all flustered and doesn’t know how to react but really wants him. art is in the other room and she’s afraid of him catching them getting so close together.

little does she know, patrick and art talked the other day and planned a little bit of fun time between the three of them…

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patrick with reader who seems like she’s super innocent and shy but in reality is actually the freakiest girl ever. like matches him PERFECTLY.

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i had a revelation yesterday

patrick x art x reader but it has to do with the song second boys will be first choice by the brobecks

smutty and ANGSTY please please PLEASE ⭐️

i would write this but i’m not confident in my own writing idk maybe one day…

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i’m not one to post on here i just lurk and read

but does anyone know where jrrmint went???

i hope they’re okay they’re my favorite writer on here and they just kinda disappeared recently, blog gone and everything 🫡