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Nudist pool party 😻😍😍🥰

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god gave me great tits to distract everyone from all the stupid shit that comes out of my mouth

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I’ve seen some spectacular snark coming from the case of the dead CEO, but the one in response to the request for the public’s help in finding the culprit “Sorry, snitchs get stitches and that might not be covered by my insurance.” Is among the best.

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and what you can do about it

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not all angels are in heaven. for example i’m mostly at home

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Someone passed me a note in my math class and when I opened it it was a drawing of a hare. The hare looked at me and said, “The mountains have roots. They want the sky back.” And then the ink seeped through the paper until I was holding a completely black and soaked note.

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the feminine urge to let my man guide me through crowds

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adam brody is so hot in nobody wants this i need to hold sexually charged eye contact with a man in public immediately

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Nobody Wants This

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1891. Where's My Undies

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Anneth

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Meli

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