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Corridor

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ARCANE 2.01 · Heavy Is the Crown

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*swinging a mysterious amulet in front of you* you will play ghost trick

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NO!!!! Characters accepting their sexuality will kill the patient.... She needs deep repression narratives to live

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i think i just had a regular human experience

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oof! ouch! hang on there's something stuck in my shoe *I remove my shoe and turn it over and a small wooden structure tumbles out* well fuck. looks like someone built a little birdhouse in my sole

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i get so annoyed when people extend a word incorrectly. what do you mean you had a "hugeeeee" burger. dont you mean a huuuuge burger? are you saying "huge-eeeeeeeee" out loud huh??? you start buzzing like a damn mosquito? well i fucking kill those. so watch out

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growing up as an imaginative single child, I loved to play with Barbies. I loved creating elaborate drama-filled storylines for them and I could keep at it for hours. there was one problem. I had like 15 thrift store Barbies and no Kens. I only had one Barbie-sized male doll and it was a collectible Elvis Presley doll and he was my favorite doll. I always did the Elvis voice when I was playing him but he had no relation to Elvis Presley otherwise. anyway, he had some crazy days. trapped on a scary planet where he is the only man in the world and half of the women there hate him. in a massive car accident and stranded in the woods with a girlfriend who had broken her foot and a crazy ex girlfriend who had stalked them there. kidnapped by Athena (one of my Barbie sized dolls was Athena, like, the goddess) and held captive by her while trying to go home to his 7 situationships. all of this happening to a guy who looks and sounds exactly like Elvis but is otherwise the quintessential everyman.

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a tumblr mutual is like the curator of a beautiful museum

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I am honestly so, so sorry, I didnt intend to break your neck it isnt my fault really, that I did not realise you were so very fragile, it was not even until the juddering grind of tooth on bone that I even knew

you were dead.

[A terrible apology (from a dog to a dead bird) - The Bad Thing by Maisie Cowell]

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Scout Lace Harding

By Albert Urmanov

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Prequel to my previous post that no one asked for

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I didn’t post these on tumblr yet but i participated in inktober this year and drew wwx every day in october! it was so fun!!

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ohhhh... the doodles i did to just get a feel for these characters got away from me

that's what happens when you throw black kitty characters at me though... i can't resist.

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'Not now, not in front of--'

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WWX was very popular but many dont know that I drew a LWJ to match him.

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your adopted sons are about to rat you out