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The best thing I’ve seen

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Remus: *Walks into the common room with books from the library when he see’s Sirius* Shouldn’t you be at quidditch by now?

Sirius: *evidently in tears* Well yes I should and I was in fact on the way when my life fell apart, so now I’m curled on the sofa with a tub of ice cream. Is that ok with you Mr Perfect?

Remus: Cookies and cream?

Sirius: *Sniffling* Yep

Remus: Pass me the spoon.

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Rip Sirius. You would have loved Twitter.

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Hogwarts, 1976

Sirius: I’m so sorry mate, I wasn’t thinking.

Remus: *visibly extremely angry*

Sirius: Please mate, it was a mistake. Do you hate me?

Remus: I do. Shitty of you to make me feel like this. What I would do to make you feel just like this.

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Hogwarts, September 1971

Remus: How long do you think it’ll take for your mother to find out about this?

Sirius: *silently sitting in the boys’ dorm with his Gryffindor tie in his hand*

Remus: Pads?

Sirius: She knows, I know she knows.

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Hogwarts dorm, September 1971

Walburga: You are an absolute disgrace Sirius Orion Black, in fact you are a disgrace to the Black name. How dare you! You better not have given this to your lovely brother! I honestly wish I hadn’t birthed you, you traitor. You’re too consumed with your own sad little life to notice how this has affected your family.

Sirius: *in tears on the boys dormitory floor, the shredded howler surrounding him.* Are we too young for this?

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Ok that’s it I’m making a playlist

songs that remind me of remus

- as the world caves in - matt maltese

- sports - beach bunny

- cigarette daydreams - cage the elephant

- motion sickness - phoebe bridgers

- achilles come down - gang of youths

- eleanor rigby - the beatles

- sweet thing - david bowie

- a new england - billy bragg

- rises the moon - liana flores

- inbetween days - the cure

- cigarettes and alcohol - oasis

- jaded - near tears

- the real slim shady - eminem

- cemetry gates - the smiths

- the lovecats - the cure

- lost in the supermarket - the clash

- after all - david bowie

- man on the moon - r.e.m.

- the universal - blur

- home - cavetown

- space oddity - david bowie

- mr perfectly fine - taylor swift

- under pressure - queen, david bowie

- human remains - drowners

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Christmas at hogwarts

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Marlene: After dinner should we go skating on the black lake? I went out this morning and it’s frozen over.

Lily: Oh I haven’t been skating since I was little! Absolutely, I know a charm that will change your shoes into ice skates.

James: *under his breath* Know it all.

Marlene: *while eating piece of potato* Well what a perfect match, the know it all and the asshole.

Dumbledore: *walking past during Marlenes last statement* Miss McKinnon! That is not very ladylike. Ladies do not swear and most certainly don’t talk with their mouth full.

Marlene: *with a smug smile on her face* Yeah well guess what wanker. *spears another piece of potato on her fork* Good job I’m not a lady. *Throws potato in her mouth and chews obnoxiously*

*Dumbledore scoffs and walks off*

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Ok this is not my usual content but, I bought a plant from the local wilko ( a uk shop that sells everything) in the sale and I had no clue what it was so I searched the web and it was either a money plant or a very young monstera as the leaves didn’t have any holes. That was a couple months ago and I saw no sign of holey leaves appearing so I gathered it was a money plant, until about five minutes ago when I was looking at all of my plants and seeing how they were doing after a two week holiday and I have a new leaf starting to grow, it hasn’t unfurled yet but I took a look and it’s fucking holey. It’s a monstera! This seems trivial but considering I paid two pounds for it I’m pretty chuffed :)

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I saw this today and immediately thought, well isn’t that fitting. Sirius Black would definitely be reincarnated as a CD rack so his friends could store music on it.

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Christmas Day 1980

Remus and Sirius are heading to the Potter’s for dinner.

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Sirius: I’m so excited! *knocks on the front door*

* The door swings open to a flustered Lily with a crying Harry in her arms and a dirty apron around her waist*

Lily: Here! *thrusts Harry into Sirius’ arms before retreating to the kitchen*

Sirius: Alright then. Hello Harry! How’s my favourite godson doing eh?

Remus: You know he can’t talk right?

Sirius: Well obviously but can’t help to try can it right?

Lily: Remus! Get your arse in here and help me with these potatoes they’re being a right bitch!

Remus: *towards Sirius* That’s me, you gonna be alright?

Sirius: Well duh it’s not like he’s gonna cause a riot.

*Remus walks off to help Lily in the kitchen. A few minutes later they both hear a loud thud and Harry starts to cry. They both walk back into the living room to find Sirius on the floor clutching his head and Harry with his hand clutching his toy truck*

Lily: Oh my Merlin! Harry dear, what happened! *she picks him up and soothes him gently*

Remus: Sirius. What. Did. You . Do.

Sirius: *he bowed his head solemnly and spoke in a hushed whisper* iheadbuttedthefireplace…

Remus, Lily: What?

Sirius: I head butted the fireplace.

Remus, Lily: How?!?!

Sirius: I was trying to play with Harry’s truck but he wouldn’t let go and I fell…

James: *stood in the doorway in his quidditch robes* Aww so you can’t play quidditch anymore then?

Sirius: *running outside clutching his head* oh no I can do that too

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Remus takes Sirius and James for a day in Muggle London

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Sirius: *about to step into oncoming traffic*

Remus: *him and James yank Sirius back* Sirius what the f— do you think you’re doing?!? You could have been killed!

Sirius: And I would have got away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids.

Remus: That’s it no more a Scooby-Doo for you.

James: And definitely no more action movies, they inflate your sense of invincibility too much.

Sirius: But guys!! *crosses his arms huffily* No fair.

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Sirius and Remus are discussing Sirius’ Birthday

* Post wizarding war #1. Sirius is not in Azkaban. *

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Sirius: Moony did you say James is coming over on Wednesday for my birthday?

Remus: Yep. Don’t forget Lily, and Harry, you know, your godson?

Sirius: I know but until Harry can ride a broom he’s pretty much useless to me.

Remus: Bit harsh Pads he’s only 1!

Sirius: I only speak the truth Moony, unless that sack of flesh can ride a broom he is utterly useless.

Remus: Well you better hope he at least likes Bowie cause God help him if he doe-

Sirius: *Running for his records and house keys* Oh my Merlin! Oh Godric!

Remus: What on earth are you doing Padfoot!

Sirius: *Running out the door* I’ve got to start him young Moony!