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❤️🎄Merry Christmas all my ineffable friends!🎄❤️

If you saved any room for something extra sweet, please consider this cozy holiday domestic fluff I wrote to celebrate.

I Saw Nanny Kissing Santa Claus 💋🎅

Rated G, 2.2k words.

They both lied about it, as Warlock found adults sometimes did for some reason, but he had long understood that Nanny and Brother Francis were in love.

But all that was gone now. He saw Nanny kissing Santa Claus. On the mouth.

Thank you to my bestie @pixiefairy15 for her love, support, and betaing on such short notice. And thank you to @thavron for the oodles of writing encouragement and friendship. Make sure to check out both their Christmas fics under the cut!

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Art from me coming soon for this fic!!!! Starting and ending the year collabing with my bestie, the best Christmas gift of all!!! Who needs a golden nipple chain when you have her ❤️

Santa Claus is Coming by Pixiefairy15

Please join me in celebrating Jesus's birthday with some ineffable Christmas morning smut!

Words: 4049

Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)

Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)

Additional Tags: Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens), Crowley Has a Vulva (Good Omens), Bottom Crowley (Good Omens), Bearded Aziraphale (Good Omens), beardziraphale, Gentle Dom Aziraphale (Good Omens), South Downs Cottage (Good Omens), Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Christmas Smut, sitting on santa's lap, Cock Warming, Aziraphale Has a Large Penis (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens) as Santa Claus, Santa Kink, Slutty Turtleneck Crowley, Implied/Referenced Somnophilia, Crowley Cries During Sex (Good Omens), Nipple Play, tartan socks, Art, Embedded Images, merry christmas you filthy animals have some porn, Footnotes

Summary:

The warmth of the fire greeted him before he reached the final step, and he turned the corner to see Aziraphale seated in his usual armchair, the adjacent Christmas tree creating a canopy for the pile of presents underneath, and a select few gifts laying on the side table next to the chair.

But as Crowley took in the scene before him fully, he froze. Clearly, he wasn’t the only one dressed up for the occasion.

Aziraphale has a surprise in store for Crowley as they celebrate their first Christmas in the South Downs Cottage.

Thank you @slurpi13 for the beta!

p.s. There is an easter egg in this fic for Slurpi's I saw Nanny Kissing Santa Claus because we're both insufferable. Merry Christmas!

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Merry Christmas ✨

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merry ineffable christmas ❤️

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crowley-fem-fatalish-morticia-looking-ass commission 🧡

(comms still open ✨)

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Crowley gave his some extra Effort while Aziraphale wasn’t looking.

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Merry Christmas Eve to all of the fandom! I'm enjoying seeing all of the Christmas art so much! I have a few more of my own and a fic coming soon!

A quick kiss under the mistletoe and suddenly all the grumbling about the ‘horrible’ jumper stops.

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Mistletoe and Wine

Crowley doesn’t call Aziraphale. But that doesn't stop fate from intervening.

Chapter 2/7 is up! More to come later today.

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All I Want For Christmas

Crowley hates Christmas. Loathes it, in fact. But when he meets Aziraphale Fell, a local artist and Christmas enthusiast, Crowley starts to change his ways.

Perhaps it was the mead talking, or the ring of fairy lights that the man is wearing like a halo pressed into the blondest curls he has ever seen, but Crowley’s first and only thought upon making eye contact is fuck me, it's an actual angel of the lord.

This is my attempt at writing a Christmas RomCom in the month of December. I apologise for nothing. first chapter up, the rest will follow

First chapter up, the rest will follow.

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❤️ Happy Holidays to all of you ❤️

Aziraphale loves to send Christmas cards. This year, he wanted to go the extra mile, using a photo of him and Crowley for the Cover. It was hard to convince the demon of letting a photo be taken of the two of them. It was harder to get him to wear the sweater and the hat.

He only did it because he lost a bet.

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I am forever grateful for all of you sticking with me and my silly drawings ❤️

(and big thanks to @hopelesslysleepy for pitching the ‘Peas on Earth’ idea. It’s hilarious)

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leyendecker study featuring gardening and a hint of domesticity. original under the cut

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Good Omens Ao3 wrapped is here! It's a bit of a long post but it goes quick:)

Drumroll please!!!

Shoutout to @feiandart for all her work on this piece!

But of course, there's more! It's been a long year for the fandom, and we all processed a lot of feelings about things. Here's how we coped:

Reminder that as a reader, your comments often mean the world to writers! Fandom is a community first and foremost<3

You can click here for a more in depth explanation of the math and the raw data! This assessment is pulled by hand from the Good Omens (TV) fandom category on Archive of Our Own.

Image credits: Unsplash free images for the art and Canva stock images. Image credits in order where available:

Photo by Cassi Josh on Unsplash

Photo by Codioful (Formerly Gradienta) on Unsplash

Photo by Jason Leung on Unsplash

Photo by Geordanna Cordero on Unsplash

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Photo by MontyLov on Unsplash

Average adult reading rate as cited is 240 wpm found on ScienceDirect.

Please reblog rather than repost, but you're welcome to share to other platforms as long as you credit me!

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omfg amazing. i often write in aziraphale pulling crowley's hair a bit in my smut, and a few months ago i died when my dear @pixiefairy15 leaves me the very helpful betaing comment of "ratatouille coded." so i'm especially loving this

so it’s canon that crowley can make himself really really tiny so what if during one of the big important second coming meetings in heaven aziraphale puts a hand in his pocket and feels crowley there and then has to act normal as if nothing out of the ordinary is happening

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cliffs

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Yes, this is another au with no explanation. But really, what explanations are needed here 😁😭

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a walk in a garden... 💕

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Records, reading, and rain--oh and uh... sleeping.