slowmovingcloudofsunflowers
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low - key* fangirl of pretty much anything *My love for Tony Stark is infinite and unstoppable.
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slowmovingcloudofsunflowers · 11 hours ago
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The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.
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TEUTA MATOSHI Dress 2024 if you want to support this blog consider donating to:ko-fi.com/fashionrunways
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I want to write a book called “your character dies in the woods” that details all the pitfalls and dangers of being out on the road & in the wild for people without outdoors/wilderness experience bc I cannot keep reading narratives brush over life threatening conditions like nothing is happening.
I just read a book by one of my favorite authors whose plots are essentially airtight, but the MC was walking on a country road on a cold winter night and she was knocked down and fell into a drainage ditch covered in ice, broke through and got covered in icy mud and water.
Then she had a “miserable” 3 more miles to walk to the inn.
Babes she would not MAKE it to that inn.
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I wonder if even after Odysseus returns, Telemachus still wakes up in a cold sweat some nights and goes to pace in front of his mother’s door. There’s light and loud talking and laughing and Telemachus grips his sword tightly, tense as he knows he can’t let anyone near.
The door opens and Telemachus jolts, turning to see a man standing in the doorway behind him. He lunges forward, but the man grabs his wrist and shoulder, disarming him and bringing him to the ground. He closes his eyes, bracing himself and feeling a burn in his throat. He failed. He can’t protect her. He-
Suddenly there are gentle hands on his face. A soothing voice replacing the cacophony that the prince realizes had never existed. He looks into his father’s eyes with shame, blinking back tears as the king gently takes him into his arms. Odysseus promises his son that he’s safe, brings him back to rest beside him and Penelope, and lets him have just a few hours of peace before it happens again.
Just thoughts.
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penelope and odysseus are the couple that steals shit from nice hotels
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The mere existence of the song Would You Fall In Love With Me Again is proof in itself of how deeply and truly Odysseus loves Penelope.
He’s spent 20 years going to hell and back repeatedly, suffering so much loss just to get home to his wife, and once he’s finally made it, once he’s finally home, he still leaves it up to her whether she will still have him. He came all this way accepting the fact that he could come face to face with her and not be the man she needs and that that is her choice to make.
That’s love, that’s respect, that’s humility that even the gods cannot muster.
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you aren't going to find better than me.
i already did. seventeen years ago in leicester square.
THEY GOT THEIR FUCKING HAPPY ENDING OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO THROW UP EVERYWHERE.
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Dwayne Johnson's Red One wasn't a masterpiece of cinema or anything but I really enjoyed it, I especially liked the additions and spins it took on Santa mythology. -Santa, every year a couple days before christmas, will hide in plain sight as a Mall Santa so he can remain in touch with the kids he delivers gifts for(this one's my absolute favorite, it's such a natural idea) -Santa can look into the souls of adults and is capable of seeing them as the child they once were. -Santa will sometimes have his reindeer and sleigh parked in a military aircraft hanger(that's just a funny visual come on) -While the North Pole workshop is a big elaborate christmas themed futuristic city now, Santa's original more quaint wooden workshop is kept at the center in a display -Santa literally shrinks and grows to get through chimneys and even has his presents shrunken when delivering them and grows them when placing them in houses.(derivative of antman but still pretty neat) -Toy Store backroom closets are portals that serve as gateways to both the north pole and other toy stores throughout the world. -This movie does the "Krampus is Santa's brother" thing but has it be that the Naughty List was a creation HE made, and to prevent him from doing anymore bad Santa stole it from him
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red one. 10/10 perfect movie. there is a force field over the north pole and the reindeer can go warp speed. santa benches 500+ pounds and burns 430 million calories on christmas eve. dwayne the rock johnson is the north pole head of security and lucy liu runs an international mythological intelligence agency. kiernan shipka is a hot evil witch. there’s ethical discourse about the naughty list. chris evans and the rock should kiss about it. yes i cried
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Harbinger
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Paolo Sebastian | A Lover's Kiss
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Sara Mrad | Botanical Alchemy
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“My berries cluster black and thick
For rich and poor alike to pick.
I’ll tear your dress, and cling, and tease
And scratch your hands and arms and knees.
I’ll stain your fingers and your face,
And then I’ll laugh at your disgrace.
But when the bramble-jelly’s made,
You’ll find your trouble well repaid.”
~The Blackberry Fairy, Cicely Mary Barker
Thought I’d posted the finished one, but apparently not.
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im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice
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Gentle reminder that the human eye is naturally drawn by noise and movement, so the next time you walk into a crowd or a bit late into a lecture or something like that, they’re not staring at you or judging; it’s just an instinctive reaction that has nothing to do with you doing anything wrong.
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slowmovingcloudofsunflowers · 2 months ago
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She couldn’t stop feeling his eyes on her all morning.
And it was different than any other moment he ever looked at her before.
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