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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

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serious thought. How ya think shadow would handle a s/o who is terrified of needles? Like i imagine maybe our boy would have some ways to handle it, prehaps due to maria having to get stuck a lot due to her sickness. I imagine him having low key having to drag his lover into the doctors office or carry them like a fussy child because they wont move.

At first he’d probably think you’re being difficult. Like, before he knew you had a genuine fear of needles.

“Stop messing around. Acting dramatic isn’t going to get you out of this.”

It wasn’t until Shadow had to physically fight and haul your ass to the doctor’s office that you weren’t messing around. He knew you did your best to comply, but your phobia made it difficult to rationalize.

He did his best to hold you still and steady, calmly saying how much you were doing a great job.

The method of holding you would probably be arms behind your back. If you manage to hit him, honestly wouldn’t be upset. More so surprised.

Afterwards, Shadow would reward you.. Ice cream? Cookies? Piggyback? Anything, you name it.

The rest of the day would be a chill day. No doubt you were stressed out the whole time. Thinks it would be best for you to take it easy and relax.

Throw in some teasing, cause he would not be able to stop himself. “You did great. Now if you could only punch the sickness instead of me, it would be much more productive and easier.”

Would help you schedule future appointments. No matter what, Shadow will take you to them. Staying healthy is important.

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I would love that to happen to me while I'm in space, I'd honestly want a photo to remember it 😭🩵💛

hi!! :D

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WHY IS THERE NO WRITING FOR KEANU REEVES CHARACTERS IM ACTUALLY GOING BALLISTIC, I WANT HIM SO BAD WOOF WOOF GRRR, GOING ACTUALLY FERAL, PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE ABOUT HIM, MATRIX, JOHN WICK, BILL AND TED, CONSTANTINE, MATRIX, MATRIX, MATRIX DID I MENTION MATRIX PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE ABOUT HIS CHARACTER FROM THE MATRIX

WHERE DID MY CLOTHING GO?!?! I WANT HIM SO BAD HONESTLY HOW CAN YOU NOT WRITE ABOUT HIM?? ANGST, FLUFF, SMUT ECT ECT BIG ON FLUFF AND ANGST, THERE IS JUST SO MUCH SMUT IN THE WORLD BUT I WILL TAKE ANYTHING

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Don’t mind me, just stealing your Shadow memes.

~aka: omega-e123

Coming into MY home and stealing MY harvested memes, how dare you.

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S doesn't get to catch a break </3

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The Evil Owl Lady

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“Mabel on the other hand–her, I like. ‘Fun’ is just another way of saying CHAOS, and I’m the master of that!”

Color comp.

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"Why would I do that?"

I HAD THID IDEA TODAY BROTHER AND I QJHFJJE

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Decided to rewatch "Dragons: Race to the Edge", and this image has been haunting my mind ever since Hiccup refered to the dragon riders as "gang" for the first time.

Now shall it live in your heads rent free for the rest of eternity.

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JENNIFER COOLIDGE & JENNIFER TILLY The 14th Annual GLAAD Media Awards – Los Angeles – April 26, 2003

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Lighthouses of the Great Lakes.

by researchremora

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kits......𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘴.......