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"how to prevent smile lines" there are a thousand more important things to do with your time than postpone evidence of life's joy on your face
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shoutout to friends btw. best thing earth has to offer
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We need less power-couples and more fail-couples. A pair that individually are disasters but together make everything even worse. Not in a toxic sense, they are just both so lacking in common sense that being together creates a shenanigans feedback-loop. They will become everyone's problem.
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Když jsem byla malá, chodil nás můj otec ukládat s chmurně proneseným:
“Běžte spát, děti. Také jsem již několikrát spal. A bylo to krásné.”
Zvlášť teď na vysoký mám pro tu hlášku nekonečný duchovní ocenění.
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dovidenyaaaa~~ :3
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are you free tonight
i woul do anything to be free
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fuuuuuuck I can't I'm busy. there's pollen tomorrow
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americans: pssshh you think 80°F is hot???? i'm from big texas this is nothing kid, i might put a coat on actually
europeans: wdym 10°C is cold???? this is shorts weather bro, when you start pissing crystals then we'll talk
unattended raspberries: i went moldy while you were reading this
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i think they have different ideas on what a good, refreshing hike is. maybe a little bit of both would be ideal? a little thing i've been working on last few days. throwing my hat in the ring in the last possible moment for @vesnaaa 's contest.
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History wants so badly for Cleopatra to be beautiful. Like they can’t conceive of Rome being intimidated by anything less
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