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whoever took the whackabole handle im out to get you

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Gene: this date is boring.

Laurance: this isn't a date. I said I was going to the store

Gene: then why did you invite me?

Laurance: I specifically said "don't come with me" and you said "Fuck you, Zvhal, I do whatever I want" and followed me here

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copium

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пу пу пу

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yo

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Added Gene into our sims 4 mystreet save, and obviously the first thing he does with autonomy is kiss Laurance in front of Garroth, then get into a fist fight with Garroth over it.

He's fully despised by Garroth, with the "furious" and "grudge" sentiments.. he won the fight though. Somehow.

And he's classed as "enemies with benefits" with Laurance?? They've got a 100% pink romance bar, but a NEGATIVE 100% friendship bar... my god this is messy.

Honestly I think the ONLY sim that doesn't despise Gene in some way is Dante, even then it's classed as "disliked" 😭

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DOMAHOKU MENTION

recent mlp - related stuff

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that sickfic draft is looking at me

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thinking of vylenix

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back on my thangyu bullshit so can we please discuss how absolutely insufferable they would be as a couple. im talking disgusting amounts of pda, borderline exhibitionism, like they do not care who is in the room if namgyu wants kisses then uh oh thanos has to give him kisses.

i mean, we've already seen that namgyu is pretty openly clingy and trails behind thanos like a puppy but just imagine when they start dating how much worser it would be.

the make outs are frankly ridiculous, especially when they start passing pills in each other’s mouths (im sorry apparently this is my thing when it comes to these two) like im talking open mouth french, just sloppy, wet, needy, anywhere, all the time.

all the other players hate them, especially the ones bunked around them because they're not as quiet as they think they are. sneaking around when everyone's sleeping. whimpering a little too loud (namgyu), gasping a little too much (thanos)

god forbid you ever catch one of them alone. accidentally stumble into a solo convo with namgyu and all he asks is 'where is thanos?' and 'have you heard his music?' and and. stars above hope you don't get thanos by himself or all you'll hear is 'where's namsu? i miss my boy!' just two people who can't breathe when they're not next to each other

like we know they're toxic, possessive, territorial freaks and all that but to see it in public, constantly? the other players might just kill them before the next game

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for my favorite squid game fanfic, “recreation” ^_^

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Tic tac toe on nam gyu’s big ole forehead

How r they finding the time do all this bro

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ball... sack??!!!!!

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cold

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