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Adrien:
Blushing, twiddling fingers, "C-could I be your Player 2?", bed full of rose petals, fancy chocolates.
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Posts a meme in the hero group chat (ladybug doesn't look at his dm's) which is a selfie of himself laying in bed eating a happy meal burger from mcdonalds with the text: "come fuck this nyussy girl" "bottom text". Replies to argos's polite request to please stop with a clown emoji
#miraculous ladybug#adrien agreste#chat noir#mcdonalds was doing hello kitty toys so he's been eating nothing but happy meals until he gets the black hello kitty#plagg asked why he didnt just say 'pussy'#the answer was 'its more annoying'#plagg is very proud#btw the shitty meme maker app he uses has capital text as default and you cant change it after its written#so he had to delete the original text so he could rewrite it in lowercase#which also means he actually wrote out 'bottom text'#also the text boxes are slightly off-center because he placed them manually#everyone knows all of this and it makes it that much more irritating#the hero group chat really went downhill after the horse roleplay incident
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Get you a girl who is physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually and morally superior to you in every way and also knows it.
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I haven't seen a single episode of miraculous ladybug but here's my thesis on why Kagami and Felix would make the best couple:
1. He's cringe
2. Kagami would call him cringe
3. She would peg the fuck out of him
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poor marinette all she wants to do is make clothes be nice to her friends and date a pretty boy and she’s gotta deal with super villains a complex web of secret identities and her own autism
#miraculous ladybug#marinette deserves better#she is absolutely going to lose it and take over/destroy the world and i think that'd be healthy for her
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