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slimpreturns-to-the-idiot-masses · 1 year ago

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Adrien:

Blushing, twiddling fingers, "C-could I be your Player 2?", bed full of rose petals, fancy chocolates.

Chat Noir:

Posts a meme in the hero group chat (ladybug doesn't look at his dm's) which is a selfie of himself laying in bed eating a happy meal burger from mcdonalds with the text: "come fuck this nyussy girl" "bottom text". Replies to argos's polite request to please stop with a clown emoji

#miraculous ladybug #adrien agreste #chat noir #mcdonalds was doing hello kitty toys so he's been eating nothing but happy meals until he gets the black hello kitty #plagg asked why he didnt just say 'pussy'#the answer was 'its more annoying'#plagg is very proud #btw the shitty meme maker app he uses has capital text as default and you cant change it after its written #so he had to delete the original text so he could rewrite it in lowercase #which also means he actually wrote out 'bottom text'#also the text boxes are slightly off-center because he placed them manually #everyone knows all of this and it makes it that much more irritating #the hero group chat really went downhill after the horse roleplay incident

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slimpreturns-to-the-idiot-masses · 2 years ago

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Get you a girl who is physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually and morally superior to you in every way and also knows it.

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slimpreturns-to-the-idiot-masses · 2 years ago

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I haven't seen a single episode of miraculous ladybug but here's my thesis on why Kagami and Felix would make the best couple:

1. He's cringe

2. Kagami would call him cringe

3. She would peg the fuck out of him

#miraculous ladybug #kagami tsuguri #felix fathom #pegging #he see how he's dresses he's begging for it

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slimpreturns-to-the-idiot-masses · 2 years ago

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poor marinette all she wants to do is make clothes be nice to her friends and date a pretty boy and she’s gotta deal with super villains a complex web of secret identities and her own autism

#miraculous ladybug #marinette deserves better #she is absolutely going to lose it and take over/destroy the world and i think that'd be healthy for her

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