Albino Kiwi Plushie by NaBakir
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Instructions on Food: Cook 20-24 minutes.
Me: Using my Superior Intellect, I have deduced that the Optimal Cooking Time is precisely… 22 minutes.
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this is honestly how some of y’all sound
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Heath Ledger photographed by Bruce Weber, 2000.
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This is my friend!! Cool!!!!
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