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i was not made for employment i was made to fantasize about getting shotgunned like a beer can by a vampire

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Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

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“that fandom is so annoying” i hate to break it to you but every fandom is annoying. all of them. if you’re in a fandom you’re annoying. i’m in several fandoms i’m extra annoying. everyone on this website is annoying.

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Vampire fashion by DevilInspired.

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ONLY interact if you’re problematic/controversial

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Plot twist: the two boys you're choosing between are polyamorous, but they also hate eachother's guts so you still have to pick one

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*presses french fry to phone camera* eat, mr. fbi man, eat.

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Dude you gotta meet my friend I love him and his company makes me happy

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Oh Lancelot, loved by the king, loved by the queen

Another Arthuriana idea I had for a while. Guinevere design is much inspired by William de Leftwich Dodge illustration

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[OC] prettiest girl (vampire) in the morgue 🦇🩸

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brennan answering the question "what would make a dragon unfuckable to a monsterfucker?"

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🌟 A Cry for Help: My Family’s Struggle to Survive in Gaza 🌟

Hello, my name is Areej Kassab. I’m a 27-year-old English teacher and writer from Gaza, and I’m reaching out to you with a heavy heart and a desperate plea for support. My family and I are enduring unimaginable hardships as relentless bombings devastate our home and our dreams.

We are a family of 15—10 adults and 5 children. Every day is a battle for survival. Food is scarce, humanitarian aid is not reaching us, and my little nieces and nephews go to bed hungry. Among them is my sister, who is deaf, and another sister who has a newborn baby. They, too, are suffering in this crisis, and I’m doing everything I can to protect and provide for them.

💔 A Life in Ruins The war has robbed us of everything: safety, peace, and even the hope of a future here. My family’s needs are basic yet critical—food, clean water, diapers for the babies, gas for cooking, and other essentials to make it through each day.

With rising prices and limited access to necessities, we are struggling to provide even the most basic items. My sister’s home has been destroyed, and we are working together to ensure everyone has shelter, food, and warmth.

✨ My Plea for Your Support ✨ I’m a writer, and I’ve been documenting the harsh realities faced by my community under siege. But words can only do so much. We need action, and we need help. Your kindness can save us.

🙏 How You Can Help

Donate: Every contribution, no matter how small, brings us closer to securing the essentials we desperately need.

Share Our Story: If you can’t donate, please share this post to help us reach others who can.

Your support will help provide food for the children, clean water for my family, and basic supplies to help us survive this unimaginable crisis.

Thank you for reading, for caring, and for standing in solidarity with us. Together, we can create a lifeline for my family—a chance to live, to dream, and to hope again.

With love and gratitude, Areej Kassab ❤️

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Wolfwood carrying his I.V pole thingie as if it was Punisher, that's it, that's the post.

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First off, spin this wheel.

You just landed on one of 200 fandoms that have been very popular somewhere on Tumblr over the years. Topics were chosen either from appearing on a @fandom end-of-year recap or from my own long (long, long) site memories before that.

also all of these fandoms are definitely things that really exist in the real world and none of them are Tumblr creations

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Thinking about ship 3. About Lina and her grandma. Thinking about the people whose hearts are changed by Vash and get left behind. Even if afraid of him at the beginning, like Brad in tristamp, they end up considering him family. Luida calls ship 3 a "home". They gift him his coat. Luida goes back for him when he runs away and she risks her life for him just like Rem did. Vash keeps pictures of all the crew in his room just next to his picture with Knives and Rem. He considers them all his family. He knew all names of the sleeping colonists of ship 5 by heart and greeted them every morning. The same goes for ship 3.

They saw him at his most vulnerable (same for Lina) and know who is, all of them aging while he stays the same. They would be justified in their fear of him, with ship 3 knowing what Knives did. And yet they greet him each time without fear, because as he said himself, he belongs.

Jessica keeps a picture of him, same goes for Rollo. The love he feels for humanity is often reflected back at him. And he knows it, that is why he always walks away from everyone before feelings can truly take root because he knows how much it hurts (with Knives) and wants to spare them the hurt. But he denies his own hurt time and time again, causing others that very same pain. He can care for people, but people shouldn't care for him.

Do you think ship 3 and everyone else worries about him each time they hear news about him on the satellite? Do you think they prayed for his safety when they put a bounty on his head? Do you think Luida and Brad cried when they heard about July, Jeneora Rock or Augusta? Even if they know he's pretty close to immortal? Because I think they did.

Which makes this whole scene all the more gut-wrenching. Because yes, they died terrified for their own lives but also knowing someone was after Vash, someone powerful enough to be a real threat. And even then, their bodies were used to torture Vash even more. Because these weren't the Puppet-Master's words. These were their own words and thoughts speaking from beyond the grave with a stolen voice. Because Vash would have noticed the difference, instead he's surprised as their voices die in his arms and he doesn't even have bodies to bury.

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I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

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coding got me saying shit like “target the child” “assign its class” “override its inheritance” like the third wife of a dying oil baron discovering his of-age son born out of wedlock