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I just think LDShadowLady’s husband joel sHOULD PUT HER ON THAT BILLBOARD IN HIS BASE I KNOW UR LURKING JOEL I KNOW UR SEEING THIS, PUT QUEEN ON THE BILLBOARD

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merry christmas/happy holidays/awesome december to you all, tumblr - you'll never guess who came home a couple days ago,,

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wyd if you're the grinch and my crew pull up and put you in a pinch

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i think the dynamic between joel and tango in wild life was funny

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my piece for @boatemvillagezine!! really loved working on it ☃️

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I still can't believe the guy who made that fuckass terrible car won. The car that everyone hated and destroyed and targeted over and over.

Something that they saw was a symbol of pride for Joel, and they tore it down, and they tore it down, and he won anyway

Maybe it stood for rebellion, maybe it stood for hope, maybe it stood for never backing down in the sight of adversary

But he and his fuckass car won

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CONGRATS JOEL!!! 🚦

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MAKE IT WILD !!

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MAKE IT WILD!!

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HE WON

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He did it for the FAMILY!!

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the ONLY thing that disappoints me about wildlife's finale is that we didn't get to see the family have their final moment were their truce and teamwork is forced to unfold ,,

-- sooo if anyone has any fics involving an angsty duel between gem and joel, please feel free to shamelessly advertise them to me.

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References/Details:

The Chariot is the 7th Major Arcana, and Wild Life is arguably the 7th Life Series

Upright Chariot: Victory, overcoming conflict, and moving forward

The constellation "The Charioteer" is next to the constellation "Gemini"

Two creepers to represent Joel's two deaths to creeper eggs

Enderpearl to represent how he ended the series

Reins to show his control over chaos

Dripstone, snails, and triviabot on the chariot

Cars

Lightning bolt because of Jupiter associations

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shame nobody thought to give the bloke a speeding ticket, i suppose he was just too fast, and furious..

everyone trying to shoehorn in another celestial body theme for this season's winner but i think we're missing the obvious. guy with the car won the traffic series.

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always love to see a pretty princess doing pretty princess things after winning his first life series!! x

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joel being the last green, the last yellow, and of course, the last red of wildlife, is the biggest victory lap i've ever seen and i shall be telling everyone i told you so for the next year.

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my winners pov