that feeling of sadness you get when you warm up soup and it’s hot on the outer layer but the inside is terrible
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Oh my god… I just remembered that the store i work in has multiple batches of kittens currently and there’s a particular one who likes to crawl in hoodie pockets and such (we’ve named him sneaks for obvious reasons) and. I just… got in my drive way after work and pulled the car to stop… and there’s something moving slightly in my hoodie… I just stole a cat.
#cats of tumblr#theif#im gonna be fine#hope I don’t get fired#is this stealing#he’s cute at least?#did i just get parent trapped?#sobs loudly#animal rescue#laughs maniacally
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The fatherly urge to abandon myself.
#oldest daughter#yeah my father left me#so what?#is this relatable#man i dont know#no father for me!#staring at the wall
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“This is my confession. As dark as I am, I will always find enough light to adore you to piece’s, with all of my pieces.”
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they should just move in at this point honestly
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witch: hey, drink this potion
me: will it turn me into a frog?
witch: no, nothing like that! it will turn you into the physical form you most desire to achieve—
me: *already transforming into a frog*
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I'm your friend, Will. I don't care about the lives you save; I care about your life.
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Harry, holding a rock: Eggsy just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".
Merlin: If you don't marry him, I will.
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yeah great show or movie or whatever but how can I relate it back to nbc’s Hannibal (2013-2015)
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Jack: Oh, Doctor Lecter. Have you seen Wi-
Hannibal:
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Hades: new year new me…ntal illness!
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“i will love you, even when all the mortals have forgotten about us and we are nothing but stardust.“
#this is art#my poor idiot heart#sobs softly#hades and persephone#lore olympus#the fact they still love one another after ten years#persephone x hades#i regret nothing
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Just read all of lore olympus in one day… i’m not okay.
#tumblr has ruined me#sobs and cries#hades and persephone#lore olympus#sleep schedule who?#my poor little heart#she is in fact hotter than aphrodite
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Hades: There is a strict “no pets” rule on Olympus, unfortunately.
Hades: That does not include Zeus’ high horse, which makes regular appearances.
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this poor, short lad holds so much more wisdom than the idiots twice his size
Give him a kriffing ladder
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Persephone: *removes Hades from her lap to go do something else*
Hades: Wife is... evil? Wife is unyielding? Wife is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore Olympus as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
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Arthur, throwing stones at Merlin's window: Merlin! MERLIN!
Merlin: I got you a phone for a reason, you know
[Loud Thunk]
Merlin: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR FUCKING PHONE!!
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I have this entire headcanon of merlin calling lancelot just "lance" . And one day he's rambling to arthur about lance this lance that and arthur just goes
"Lance?"
"Yeah"
"L A N C E?"
"......-celot. Lancelot. Sir lancelot."
"...."
"...nickname. it's a nickname. Term of endearment. You give it to someone you like."
And then Arthur pines for weeks and tries to call merlin "merls"
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