slenderwannabe
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i may use this, i may not! all i know is that i'm lovingly psychotic about dying light
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slenderwannabe · 5 months ago
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LET'S WELCOME CHAOS
[fanon]
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slenderwannabe · 7 months ago
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animation of homes 'this is going nowhere'
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slenderwannabe · 1 year ago
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kyle as a kid probably got up late for school, missed the bus, ran after it and CAUGHT THE FUCK UP TO THE BUS AND BANGED ON THE SIDE
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slenderwannabe · 1 year ago
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kyle 'ill hate you with my heart but your death will still add to my consciousness' crane
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slenderwannabe · 1 year ago
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for someone who loves kyle i sure do linger on the hell he's gone through
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slenderwannabe · 1 year ago
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infected kyle crane and the mother in his head slice of life series where they have a kyle - gre like relationship except kyle breaks easier and the mother is more snarky and degrading Kyle: *doing something like mourning someone he accidentally killed via his infection* Mother: yk... if you wouldve followed my plan and didnt drink the vials you arrogant american that person wouldnt have gotten hur- Kyle: SHUT THE FUCK UP
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slenderwannabe · 1 year ago
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a limerick about kyle crane
In Harran lived a man named Crane, Empathy and valor were his domain. Ignoring the Mother's plea, He ventured with spirit free, A savior, despite warnings' constrain.
Aiding all he knew in their plight, With a heart as vast as the night. In Harran's streets, he'd roam, Turning every house to a home, Guiding with compassion's pure light.
There once was a man named Crane, Whose empathy flowed like rain. Through orders he'd stray, To help come what may, In history, his deeds remain.
In a corner of Harran, so plain, Stood Crane, breaking barriers' chain. Warnings fell on deaf ears, As he calmed people's fears, A saga of kindness, his gain.
Remember the man named Crane, Whose legacy will forever remain. In tales of compassion, he'll live, A hero with so much to give, His spirit like a warm, soothing rain.
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slenderwannabe · 1 year ago
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barney and rahim would be friends
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slenderwannabe · 1 year ago
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crane's head getting obscenely hot and blood rushing to his hands whenever he read the sentence "WHAT HAPPENS TO A SCORPION WHEN YOU CUT OFF IT'S STING?"
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slenderwannabe · 1 year ago
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aiden wallrunning and getting his hoodie stuck on a sign like a cat stuck in a tree
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slenderwannabe · 1 year ago
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guys i need to share this with you yk how aiden loots beehives?? what if someone caught aiden offguard while looting them he throws Bees at them. Just a handful of bees. i can just imagine the feral renegade noises of “AGH! THE FUCK!? GET THESE FUCKING THINGS OFF OF ME!” as aiden finishes looting and tilts the hive on him
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slenderwannabe · 1 year ago
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hits with shovel
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reblog to hit him with a shovel
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