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just checking...

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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eugh..!! pleugh.. cough cough.. eugffh.. bleugjh.... ptoo...

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hell yeah brother

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“cmere boy”

*sound of clanging pots and pans getting closer*

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Batman's for Batman Day

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Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

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buddhist furry calculating what sins to commit to get reincarnated as the animal they wish they were. like a darts player

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"I can fix him"

Literally the only person, who ever managed that, was Phoenix Wright.

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(voice of a guy whos so horny they can barely stand) haha yeah dude id love to become a weapon for you to wield. id love to be that which protects you from danger and saves you in peril for sure. killing for you is literally my dream just say the word and theyre all dead lol. i want to be that which saves you. i want to be an object for you to use. in a totally bro way yknow

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imagine a skeleton. obviously this is already blowing your mind. now imagine he had a gun

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i really enjoy looking through reddit threads related to death metal because the replies sound like a groupchat for cartoon villains

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Putting my Blue eyed white faggot in the defense position

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we should start giving testosterone to ants

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you WILL look at the cookies wife and I have made

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survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat