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I need someone to do a video essay-length deep dive into how 75% of the BG3 fandom fell so hard for Astarion's manipulative seductor act that they believe that's his actual personality. This man has to practice his lines and still fumbles them constantly. He flat-out says it's all a front because he believes his sex appeal is the only reason anyone would keep him around, which is tragic. When he drops the act, he becomes this kind of silly man rediscovering what it means to be himself, and what it means to both love and be loved. He says "I'm all pointy ears, love." while turning his head to show off those pointy ears. Let him be silly, let him be awkward! It's so much more authentic then him being a walking innuendo.

He has a mid charisma stat with a bonus for deception and rolled a nat 20 on all y'all.

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Reblog to kill it faster

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I must say.. your oc is... quite ravaging

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Divorce 🤝 gender transition = a big costly life decision with too much paperwork that conservatives say will cause the end of civilization & ruin your life but if you actually ask people who chose to do it, they'll tell you their only regret is that they didn't do it sooner

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Hello...I'm Mona from Gaza, I'mhousewife, my family consist of 5 people contains 3 children under 14years old .Now we live in a tent because we lost our house in the war.

Can you donate for me to rebuild my house and preserve my children lives and support me financially to evacuatefromGaza.

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✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #253 )✅️

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Save Mohammed ..

Dear Lesbians,

I am sending you this message because you are the kindest people in the world. Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment. I am in desperate need of your help. My son’s life is hanging by a thread, and he may not survive without urgent medical treatment This was after he was shot by an Israeli drone He was critically injured in his feet. Time is running out, and we are facing a critical situation. I am asking for your generosity to help us save him – either through a donation or by sharing this urgent plea with others

I beg you, i kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment

Donate now:👇👇 gofundme.com

‎‏Thank you for your compassion and support during this critical time.

#free_palestine 23 🍉🇵🇸

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🚨 A Distress Call From Gaza 🚨

Hello dear, I hope you are well. I am Abdulrahman from Gaza 🍉🇵🇸 I am asking for your help 🙏🙏 The situation here is catastrophic. We are displaced in a tent after losing everything 😔🥺 Please help me save the lives of my family and my little siblings who could not bear it anymore. Stand by them and donate. Every donation will give them hope to survive 🙏💔

GoFoundMe Donation Link

https://gofund.me/f3c977b8

PayPal Donation Link

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Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

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downside: going to have to include a picture of the Giza pyramids in the slides for the lecture upside: i get to give people a crash course in why perspective matters in two frames, because

followed by

is such a funny sequence

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I see a lot of posts saying "teach boys about consent".

While that is true, a lot of parents will do that and fail to see how their own actions are the problem.

If you've spanked him, he's less likely to understand consent.

If you've forced him to sit on Santa's lap, he's less likely to understand consent.

If you've forced him to give hugs and kisses to family members, he's less likely to understand consent.

If you've grabbed him in order to force him to sit still, he's less likely to understand consent.

If you've labeled him as "too sensitive" for not wanting to be touched, he's less likely to understand consent.

If you've assumed he's okay with something because he technically allowed it even though he felt pressured, he's less likely to understand consent.

If you're only going to criticize his actions but not your own, it won't work.

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does anyone else have a favorite tv character where whenever they’re on screen you just

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i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”

the rules are simple.

sit down with uncle so-and-so

he says something about gay people in passing

my mom says “there’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!

he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess

we all enjoy his discomfort immensely

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Corridor

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grief recognises grief

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true sign I utterly adore a character: I can h/c them as any form of trans and it just makes sense

anyway transfem Jayce-