sleepyadorant

[sleepyadorant]

would anyone be interested in a like..

a novel about an asexual incubus who fucked off to a small town ?

he buys a really run-down house for cheap and fixes & decorates his new home, while also blooming polyam romance....

its been rotating in my head but im not sure if anyone would read it

[sleepyadorant]

𝜗ϱ plasma fruit cookies ♡ sims

♡ content warnings : none

♡ tags : pre-slash, caleb vatore / gn reader, meet cute

♡ word count : 1000

♡ synopsis : moving to forgotten hollow had been a dream of yours for years, after a long day of unpacking you have decided to make cookies. as night falls, a handsome stranger comes to welcome you to the neighborhood

moving to forgotten hollow had been your dream since you were little; something about the gloomy natural atmosphere and the beautiful gothic architecture just called to you. your family had called it silly, much preferring the sweltering heat of sulani, but you had always preferred the rain and fog. you spent your childhood always uncomfortably warm, sunburnt, or both.

it was only when you moved into a dorm on campus at the university of britechester, that you had the freedom to look into more comfortable living arrangements. you had spent more time than you’d like to admit researching the weather in the province, it had taken quite a bit to find any real estate agent for forgotten hollow, but you had managed. your agent had suggested a widowschild townhome at first, but you felt it was too small to be your forever home, so you signed for garliclauter place instead… though you had the name changed to bat orchid estate. you and your roommate had brainstormed for months for a suitable name but eventually thought to ask the real estate agent if any flowers were on the property, she had confirmed the only flowers were bat orchids, which were ironically a favorite of yours.

the estate was ready by the time you finished your semester, only needing minor fencing and siding repairs. you had been worried at first, but it gave you the chance to tone down the red siding into a lovely sangria color. you flew back home to sulani first, the packing took about a week and then you were ready to start your new life. your boxes had been sent first, and you hoped they would all be there when you arrived.

cool autumn air bit at your skin as you started bringing the boxes inside, placing them in piles into the empty rooms they belonged in, you also took the obscene amount of garlic on the inside and outside of the house down and put them into the compost. you half expected some sort of welcome wagon, your former roommate elm had described their own when they had moved to a cozy place in moonwood mill the week before, but you hadn’t seen anyone all morning. the day seemed to drag on as you unpacked, you started in your bedroom; setting up your canopy bed had been a struggle but that could have been due to throwing out the instructions. it continued quietly, but you managed to at least get all of the essentials installed or put away by nightfall.

the scent of spooky cookies and plasma fruit cookies wafts through the air of the house when the doorbell rings. you make your way over, wiping your hands off on your apron before opening the door.

“ah, sul sul. welcome to the neighborhood! my name is caleb vatore; I live up the road with my sister, lilith.”

you looked over him briefly before smiling and stepping to the side.

“come in, come in, it’s cold out. i was wondering if anyone would be coming by… you can put your coat on the hook there, i have the fireplace lit so it’s warmer in here. i’m making cookies, they should be done soon actually, would you you want some?”

“oh that’s lovely, I love the renovations you’ve done as well, the enchanting floral bat wallpaper in black looks lovely… makes the red parquet pop… i'll have to decline the cookies i’m afraid, i’m allergic to most things.”

you led him further inside, into the kitchen. leaning with your back against one of the counters, a grin dancing across your face.

“i’m also making some plasma fruit cookies, or are you allergic to those too?”

you admit watching him blue-screen for a moment before a nervous smile settles on his face is pretty funny.

“no, I am.. not allergic to plasma fruit. are you—?”

you can’t help but giggle at his confusion, the way he tilts his head is a bit like a confused puppy.

“no, i’m not, but my roommate from college is, their name is elm they live in moonwood mill with their girlfriend now. all of the garlic that surrounded this place must have been pretty annoying huh?”

he laughs, his voice is deep and warm and it kind of gives you butterflies.

“you have no idea, trying to welcome the old owners to the neighborhood was hellish. why move to a perfect place for us if you’re scared, you know? i mean i get being nervous around vlad... the dude is a total creep but my sister and i aren’t like that. i don’t drink from humans unless it’s like dire… lils does but she gets consent first, it doesn’t hurt if you know what to do.”

you nod along, the way he relaxes at your easy acceptance of him is both sad and sweet. the oven timer beeps and you bend down to take both trays out.

“you feel up to decorating with me, or do you need to head out soon?”

a shy smile dances across his face, and he creeps forward hesitantly.

“i would like to help if you’ll have me… with both.”

the two of you spend hours decorating (and eating) the cookies, and eventually the conversation movies to your couch. You talk about everything, from your family in sulani to his sister lilith and their cousin in moonwood mill, and you find yourself blind to time until a yawn tumbles out from your lips.

"oh, it's almost 3 am! i forgot humans need more sleep... lils will be home soon as well so i should head home. i had a lot of fun, maybe we could do this again sometime?"

you go to answer, but another yawn interrupts, so you just nod with a smile. you walk him to the door, exchanging soft hesitant goodbyes before locking your door and plopping into bed. the last thoughts you have before passing out are of his shy smile and hearty laugh.

[sleepyadorant]

𝜗ϱ intro post ♡

hi!! my name is johnny

i'm 19!

my pronouns are extensive but it/they/he works!

i am trans, and will mostly stick to writing masc/gn/transfem readers ! (you can specify more in your requests)

i write both sfw and nsfw so minors can interact with this blog, but not with nsfw posts!

my ao3 is also sleepyadorant

𝜗ϱ requesting info ♡

i will keep the reader as "up to you" as possible! this means i will not specify: complexion, hair (color/length/type), or body type without it being asked for in a request or if it's for myself!

you can request just characters together or readers, just specify!

all nsfw posts will have a "minors dni" banner I made!

i will not do certain themes, i have the right to deny as i please but generally i will not write: minor/adult, incest, major character death, hurt no comfort, racism, feet/bowel related kinks, or genuine noncon (cnc is fine though)! these are for my comfort.

you can request fandoms not listed, but if I don't know it I won't do it.

𝜗ϱ fandoms i write for ♡

media - percy jackson and the olympians, monster high, helluva boss, hazbin hotel, danny phantom, demon slayer, jujutsu kaisen, twilight, naruto, ben 10, teen titans (not go), the addams family, wednesday, crave, my babysitter's a vampire, harry potter, inuyasha, kaze no stigma, homestuck, my hero academia, kotaro lives alone, avatar the last airbender, pokémon, komi can't communicate, the disastrous life of saiki k., sirius the jaeger, castlevania, evangelion, sailor moon, a whisker away, heaven official's blessing, high-rise invasion, toradora, the dragon prince, voltron, yu-gi-oh, miraculous ladybug

games - soulsborne, honkai: star rail, genshin impact, stardew valley (including dlcs), friday night funkin' (including mods), five nights at freddy's (all), until dawn, super mario bros, sims, palia, animal crossing (all), mortal kombat