sleepy9000
why is he ourple?
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get off my blog you stupid kids (he/him 25)
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sleepy9000 · 2 days ago
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I hope the "What if Disco Elysium was about a witch finding her cat in the mountains" post never leaves the gaming discourse vernacular. It will never not be funny to me bc it's got all the Gamer Entitlement™ levels of CoD bros throwing hissy fits about "woke" shit but instead of being couched in far right reactionism it's the exact kind of "Kingdom of Conscience" style liberal outrage at anything with conviction and beliefs that DE waxed on about. Like even chuds who get mad that the game calls you out for being racist interact with the themes of DE better and understand them more than Cat Lady did.
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sleepy9000 · 2 days ago
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you know the drill, op disabled reblogs etc etc etc
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sleepy9000 · 2 days ago
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The Knight is a bit weird under his armor. I would say that's it's not even an armor but a chitinous shell
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sleepy9000 · 2 days ago
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girls love him for his poor posture and pathetic demeanor
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sleepy9000 · 2 days ago
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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff
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sleepy9000 · 2 days ago
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sleepy9000 · 3 days ago
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can we talk about how steak tastes so much better when the cows death was 100% unneccessary
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sleepy9000 · 3 days ago
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just cast the fire spell. dip shit
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sleepy9000 · 3 days ago
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just saw a squirrel running around with an acorn in its mouth. YEAH man thats exactly what you should be doing.
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sleepy9000 · 3 days ago
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y'know the idea of personifying a country brings with it a mountain of complicated historical and ethnic baggage, brings into sharp relief the construction of national mythologies as viewed from without and within, raises questions as to what degree a nation can be considered a single entity--hetalia deftly avoids coming under this sort of scrutiny by eclipsing it all with a premise that ensures that the only reasonable response to being told it is simply "IT'S ABOUT FUCKING WHO????"
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sleepy9000 · 3 days ago
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can’t believe shinji got beat out by a honest to god squid
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sleepy9000 · 3 days ago
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sleepy9000 · 3 days ago
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you know that furry spectrum meme. there's an evil version of it.
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sleepy9000 · 3 days ago
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poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve
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sleepy9000 · 4 days ago
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sleepy9000 · 4 days ago
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a bi coworker was recently talking about his ex and about how awful their marriage was because when they watched movies or read books she’d talk about how sexy the characters were and how this was really hurtful to him and then turned to me expecting me to agree and I was at a loss for how to respond. sir in my culture if your wife says she thinks legolas is super sexy then it is customary to commission her an erotic digital painting of legolas with his dick out. I have no advice for you.
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