sleepisapriviligethatidonthave

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my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."

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-then the war start or something idk, i haven’t read the exodus book yet🗿

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💀

Man in question:

His friend:

Bro, this can NOT be legit. It HAS to be fake 💀🙏🏻

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Me: *writes an amazing chapter*

Me: Ah yes. That is amazing. Can't wait to begin the next one. So many possibilities!

Me: *turns off my laptop and goes into a month-long depression*

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I. Am. HOLLERING

Learning Transformers lore is an absolute trip. For example:

TF Wiki: Some transformers have mutant sparks. They’re called ‘outliers’ and have unusual powers as a result!

Me: Wow, neat!

TF Wiki: Skywarp is one such transformer - his ability is teleportation!

Me: Cool!

TF Wiki: Thundercracker has one too, which allows him to produce sonic booms!

Me: Appropriate!

TF Wiki: In fact, the entire command trine are outliers!

Me: Absolutely fun! What’s Starscream’s power?

TF Wiki: He’s fucking immortal.

Me: …what?

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i can finally fuck this gun

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MegOp fr fr

Person A: "Do you think you could ever forgive me?"

Person B: "..."

Person A: "...?"

Person B: "You're going to be mad--"

Person A: "Say it."

Person B: "...I never blamed you to begin--"

Person A: "OH FOR FUCK-"

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The pot calling the kettle black

fruit on fruit violence is crazy

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“poison is the coward’s weapon” boo hoo sounds like someone’s sodium channels are easily inhibited

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“Maybe it’s just the sound of the drill.”

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whatever (it's eating away at my soul)

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Transformers anatomy gone wrong

Cassette Player giving birth. Natural is so BEAUTIFUL.

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It’s very troublesome when a fic decides half way through writing that it wants to be about some fucking huge philosophical concept instead of the porn I made it for

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So today is my 18th birthday yay me

And my mom has a friend that does cakes and stuff and she made me cake pops and 2 cakes (1 for my celebration with my family and one for when I'm with my friends)

Tell me why the cake pops have flowers that look exactly like the Spark flowers in the IDW comics

And they taste amazing too

Never would've thought that I would have an accidental transformers reference on my 18th birthday, but I couldn't be happier XD

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WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISN'T THE RESULTS >:]

I'm honored to have gotten so much traction so I will do my utmost to explain my AU and where it came from when I finally have the free time to do so!

Thanks again ^^

Hey yall

I've got a few AUs that have been marinating in my mind for a while now and I wanna yap about one or more but idk which one

So I'm leaving it up to you all ^^

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