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I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN I PROMISE YALL IVE JUST BEEN BUSY

AND

LOOK AT WHAT FINALLY ARRIVEEEEEEEED AAAAHHHHHH

So I know that I have been...unreliable when it comes to updates but I've got my head stuck in a loop and I need something to yap about

Do any of you wanna know more about my Murim AU? I did a post with the beginning of the story not too long ago

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So I know that I have been...unreliable when it comes to updates but I've got my head stuck in a loop and I need something to yap about

Do any of you wanna know more about my Murim AU? I did a post with the beginning of the story not too long ago

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This is so horny

I love it

https://www.tumblr.com/yayasvalveplay/776994546872647681/absolutely-love-the-idea-that-dpax-were-absolutely?source=share

megatron being determined to make optimus see 'reason'... obviously he needs to rail the other into oblivion for this. no ulterior motives. why would he have those

you KNOW when he realizes optimus is sealed again, he's going to make it a long, horribly amazing ordeal. pressing his digits up against the seal, teasingly pressing against it and the few nodes available until he can feel fluid buildup against it and optimus' thighs are just barely trembling. keeps teasing against it until the prime is shaking and gasping for something more and he can feel those calipers frantically trying to draw him further in and past the seal

after he works optimus up like that, he switches to oral. sucking optimus' spike until the prime is groaning and twitching, playing and tickling at his node and valve lips until optimus is trying to rock into the stimulation as much as he can. the entire time he's edging optimus, keeping him on the very verge of climax. he has special plans for that >:3

only after the prime starts begging, tears threatening to spill over... that's when megatron finally moves and spears optimus on his spike, tipping the other over into overload

YESSS TO ALL OF THIS!!

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Alpha Trion when he noticed Orion bringing his new "friend" to the archives

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Megatron x Kiloton shippers have the chance to make the greatest transformers pun by renaming their ship Megaton

Think about it

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Someone get OP off of Instagram Live

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I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

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Optimus: Do you want to cuddle?

Megatron: I am a millennium old gladiator, turned Decepticon warlord, who has killed thousands.

Optimus: So yes?

Megatron: Yes, please.

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I'm crying this is average Soundwave text in the high command group chat 😭

alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

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A seasonal warrior, a respected commander and an honorable man.

Only to be lost to a redhead teenager with the power of God and Anime by his side.

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This gives me ideas for a Blurr/Swerve angst fic with a happy ending and I'm not even finished with IDW

Explodes

yea

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Hey yall it's me, your favorite procrastinating sleep deprived tumblr user

So I've got an AU idea I need to get out of my head (promise to finally fo the Vampirism Matrix AU post soon, please bear with me)

SO

Murim AU

I don't have anything concrete yet but I wanna put it out here for everyone to know

Basically if you have ever read a chinese or another martial novel you will know what I am talking about

I'll go about it in bullet points bc it's easiest to keep my thoughts organized rn

1. You have the Orthodox faction, also known as the Autobots, you have the Unorthodox faction/sect that is represented by the Neutrals, and then you have the Demonic Sect - a.k.a. the Descepticons

2. The main ruling power of this universe is the Prime (also known as the Emperor/Empress)

3. At the time when the AU takes place there are not one, but two Primes - Sentinel Prime, who has inherited the title from his sire the previous Prime. And the other one being the true Matrix chosen Prime, son of Alpha Trion, leader of the Orthodox sect

4. When Optimus - back then Orion - was born, his carrier passed away during his emergence as plotted by the Council and Sentinel who were trying to make A3 abdicate

5. The council planned it so that A3 would be away during the emergence of his creation, thus giving the Council ample time to put their plan into motion

6. Orion was never meant to survive that night, but he was saved by a maid that sent him away in a crate under the guise of the night

7. The Council presented the corpse of a protoform to Alpha Trion, making him believe that he had lost both most important things in his life thar night

8. Instead of resigning, he throws himself into work, not looking back

9. Somewhere very far from the city of Iacon, Orion Pax is alive

10. I have not decided on how his life would be as a youngling but ik it would be harsh

11. In his adolescent years he became a worker on the docks of the small village he lived in, working hard to support himself, often giving his earnings to those less fortunate than him and only keeping enough to get by

12. One of the few things he allowed himself as a luxury were scrolls, written by a low born mech, speaking of equality

13. He has a tendency to get into trouble whenever he sees injustices, some love him and some hate him for it

14. After another fight with the local thugs and thieves they are done with him and his constant meddling so they drag him out to the woods, beat him senseless and throw him in a cave to bleed out and die

15. There he finds the Matrix which bonds with him, turning his broken frame into the body of a Prime (keep in mind he's like 16)

16. The Matrix sends out a signaling flare that shines bright throughout the lands of the Orthodox sect, a beam of light lighting up in every shrine of Primus, announcing the new Prime

Aaand that's where I'm stopping it for now since it's currently 1:30 am and I need sleep 🥲

Will come back in the morning to finish up tho

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*Turns Optimus into a moth fairy* Mothtimus Prime 💜

(Made em based around myself so He/she/they all fit as pronouns for her, including that they're very very shy, but willing to help anyone in need).

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Optimus: Freedom is the right to all sentient beings

Powl: It is my right to be an asshole to all sentient beings

maaan, the difference

magnus: I'M AN UNPOPULAR BOT 😟😓😭

prowl: i'm an unpopular bot 😏🤭

i like it when prowl's difficult character and questionable actions have an explanation and certain reasons. when he suffers realising the atrocities he has to go to in order for the autobots to continue simply existing, not to be torn apart by their enemies. when he's going downhill, reaching the very bottom at such a rate that he begins to disgust and horrify even himself. when he's miserable and alone, when his role in cybertron's fate brings him only pain, frustration, despair. BUT i also like it when he's an asshole and enjoys it. it's absolutely hilarious. my boy lives to piss off every sentient being in the damn galaxy. that's his life purpose. and he does an excellent job of fulfilling it, let's be honest :D

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ignore how he doesnt have hands in the end

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that's what fanfic is about I'm pretty sure?

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Fighting the demons that are telling me to make strongarm a jazzprowl baby (the demons are winning)

I really wasn't fond of her when I watched rid15 but the more I reminisce on my time watching it the more I miss her. I love my yappy muscle mommy and I love her dynamic with shitty Kai ninjago sideswipe

I made her look more praxan, at the least. Chest bumper and wheel heels plus I sharpened her chevron bc I wasn't into the dull look they had. Ough. She really is a jp lovechild to me. We must have a jp soldier behind the front lines or some shit. Whoever cooked her up, tha k you....