sleepisapriviligethatidonthave
Getting recked by my own stupidity
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I'm finally going to try and write so wish me luck
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250 posts!
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Energon Terms
This is canon-adjacent. I just wanted to clarify for terms that I like to use.
Energon - Cybertronian catch-all term for energy/fuel.
Engex- Slightly upcharged Energon. Their equivalent to alcohol. It ranges in potency and a bot has to de-activate their Fuel Intake Moderation Chip (MTMTE issue #13, #29) to feel its inebriating effects from an increase in energy.
High Grade- Very strong engex. Equivalent to distilled spirits like vodka, gin, et cetera. In universe examples include Nightmare Fuel which can be dangerous to a bot's internal fuel lines when taken irresponsibly.
Circuit Speeders- An incredibly dangerous performance enhancing drug that Roller can be seen drinking. (During the Elegant Chaos Arc Rung remarks to Roller that someday they may be linked to instant spark death).
Nucleon-
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Weapons grade fuel. Not fit for consumption.
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elita one exposes megatron and his stupid fucking husband
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Characters who sell their dignity, their personality their mind and soul characters who always apologize for things that they should receive apologies for instead. Characters who are desperate for people to stay and will practically tear out their own organs to keep people there
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Are you sure he doesn't know, Megs?
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Mating ritual/mating display amongst speedsters
As fast cybertronian / velocitran, speedsters tend to show how perfectly sync they can be with their mate. They prove their speed, their interest and loyalty by spinning in drift together.
It can also be a competition. Show who's the fastest, the one who drift the longer, it's to prove a point yk? Gotta exhauste the other by litteraly drive them crazy.
I can see TFE Breakdown and Bumblebee playing that (obvious mating ritual hidden behind "competition"), TFA Blurr and Bumblebee (competition), MTMTE Drift and Rodimus (when they tried dating and then when they were Amica so both mating and playfull competition), Cyberverse Hot Rod and Soundwave (Hot Rod just drift around Soundwave in a mating ritual, the gayest one), Cyberverse Hot Rod and Drift (COMPETITION), any continuity Drift and Ratchet (just like Cyberverse soundrod, Drift drift (hehehe) around Ratchet, more in a confirmation of his love for Ratchet), TFP Knock Out and Breakdown (Breakdown tries his best to go as fast as Knock Out to prove him he really loves him and Knock Out is really happy),....
I can also see speedster's holoforme doing this with humans. If a human racer really interrest them, they would totally do this in the most spark felt mating ritual. They probably know humans don't do this for such display, but they at least live the joy of drifting with the one they like.
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The winner takes it all
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Person A: "They were infatuated with one another."
Person B: "So they were lovers?"
Person A: "Oh, no, they hated each other."
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HI HI HELLO
My 2025 begins with a ShockBlurr shitpost XD
Enjoy!
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Darn it. I read a thing that will inevitably lead me to dislike something about a certain media, which isn’t really that bad in my opinion, and will lead me to feel uncomfy every time I think about said media.
Noooooo.
ADHD memory lapse, please help me.
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more people need to give themselves permission to write and draw pornography
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What a way to start the new year ^^
(409) Vicious and extremely popular energon critic, Starscream, regularly visits a oilhouse — not to write about it, no, no. This one's his local. This is the one where he does all his scathing writing, and he will never write about it, because it's good and he doesn't want other people to know that and show up.
That's why he's very, very put out when he spots rival critic, Skyfire, drinking low-grade across the room one morning. Is he doing a write-up about this place? Visions of trendy crowds stealing all the tables in Starscream's local oilhouse dance, nightmarishly, through his head.
Clearly, Skyfire must be stopped. Even if Starscream has to personally shove him into an incinerator.
It's a romance.
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nothinggg better than torturing an emotionally repressed character until every single trauma they've ever refused to process starts spilling uncontrollably out of the cracks. like a matryoshka doll situation of repressed trauma and baby you better believe i'm going in there with a hammer
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Person A: "Please stop trying to seduce me."
Person B: "It's either this or war, my guy."
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Just a short animation. Megatron broods over the past aboard the Lost Light.
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merry crisis everyone
And a happy new fear
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