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HIGH ON STANDARDS LOW ON SKILL. CREATIVE PROCESS MAKE YOU ILL

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tumblr night shift is crazy everyones ready to die or ready to fuck

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People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

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a gun holster is more or less functionally the same as lingerie

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CLIP STUDIO IS ON DISCOUNT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get it

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my mom was very attentive to the media we consumed as kids. she listened to me infodump about naruto and sonic etc. while i was forming memories that would inevitably be lost to the haze of my youth, she was taking it all in and now i'll be 30 years old and say something and my mom will be like, "this is just like that thing Eggman said once...what was it....." and she'll quote sonic adventure 2 & I'm like WHAT are you FUCKINGGGGG TALKING about right now!!!!!!!!

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J.R.R. Tolkien, from The Return of the King

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♡🍰🍓♡⊹˚₊ ₊˚⊹♡🍰🍓♡⊹˚₊ ₊˚⊹♡🍓🍰 ₊

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red velvet brownies

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my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

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I don’t wanna die in here

12/29/23

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Arthur: guy in a fistfight, very clearly winning, but he’s sobbing and wailing the whole time

John: guy visibly getting his ass wrecked in a fist fight but he’s talking shit about the other guy like he’s winning

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john doe malevolent in ep. 1: Hello, Arthur, I am your friend. I am normal and can be trusted. :) You’re a tender soul, friend :))))

john doe malevolent now: ORTHUR JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU FUCKINF DID IT ORTHUR CAN WE GO TO THE MOVIES NOW PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

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kayne is so funny. he's like if the antagonist was also the protagonist's number one fan and also desired him carnally and made zero efforts to hide that.

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Oh they fucked NASTY

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astarion you're breaking my heart man