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I clicked the like button 6 times just so I could get the heart break, as my heart has been here too.
me, pulling up to the mcdonald’s drive through at 1 am, mascara tears on my cheaks and SOS by ABBA blasting through the speakers: 40 nuggets and an apple pie plz
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This got so good guys I have tears in my eyes.
Damn, save some for the rest of us
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When you are writing a story and refer to a character by a physical trait, occupation, age, or any other attribute, rather than that character’s name, you are bringing the reader’s attention to that particular attribute. That can be used quite effectively to help your reader to focus on key details with just a few words. However, if the fact that the character is “the blond,” “the magician,” “the older woman,” etc. is not relevant to that moment in the story, this will only distract the reader from the purpose of the scene.
If your only reason for referring to a character this way is to avoid using his or her name or a pronoun too much, don’t do it. You’re fixing a problem that actually isn’t one. Just go ahead and use the name or pronoun again. It’ll be good.
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So my cousin’s family almost got taken in by the Pocket Pets sugar glider mill in the past couple days, and I’m still livid. Not at them, but the fucking company. Cousin had the handout they got from the stand & the fucking info….
- Sugar gliders make great pets! No they don’t.
- They get along great with dogs & cats! Sure, if you want a dead sugar glider.
- They’re not considered exotic pets! Are you fucking kidding me, even RABBITS are considered exotic pets you absolute shitstains.
- They’re so easy & cheap to feed with this ~vet-approved~ glider chow! Sure, if you want them to look & feel like shit because kibble is actually completely inappropriate for an animal that mostly eats insects, nectar, sap, fruit, and pollen. They need handmade diets that need a variety of unusual ingredients.
- They’re nocturnal so they won’t miss you while you’re at work! True….and they’ll probably keep you up all night while they jump around their cage & bark at each other. Hope you’re a deep sleeper!
- They can be seen by any vet that sees small animals! Okay, even if that were true, it’s harder than you’d think to find a vet that will see small animals & does so often enough to know more than bare basics. They’re an exotic marsupial from Australia, why the hell do you think any random vet is gonna be well informed on them??
- And the one thing they got right, they need a buddy because they will usually die of depression without a companion. Don’t worry about mentioning that, god forbid you scare customers off from sales.
DON’T TRUST POCKET PETS COMPANY. Sugar gliders do NOT make good pets for most people. They need large cages, glider-proofed environments to explore out of the cage, special diets, and they are loud & messy. They can live 12+ years & are a huge commitment. Never trust stands that sell animals in the mall & make them sound like the perfect pet. They are always ONLY concerned with making money.
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Blacklist
House M.D
Stranger things
The good place
The Almighty Johnson’s
Hannibal
Ascension
Friends from college
Black Mirror
bomb girls
Schitts creek
Travelers (amazing!!!!!)
Hey, here are some shows you guys should watch my dudes because they are pretty good ;)
-Marvels Agents of Sheild
-Doctor Who
-Marvels Jessica Jones
-Miraculous Ladybug (I mean honestly, it’s a good show)
-The Musketeers (BBC)
-Supernatural
-Salvation (CBS)
-The Night Shift
-Merlin
-Stranger Things
-Sherlock
-The Office
-Brooklyn Nine-Nine
-The 100
Feel free to recommend any other shows!
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not to be uwu but seriously stay hydrated or else your kidneys will just start passive-aggressively making rocks inside your piss tubes
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Feeling like chicken little lately just waiting for the sky to fall... ugh
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I found these cool sun/moon combination explanations
You can find your moon sign here.
Tag the title it gives you. (:
Aries Sun: Aries Moon Taurus Moon Gemini Moon Cancer Moon Leo Moon Virgo Moon Libra Moon Scorpio Moon Sagittarius Moon Capricorn Moon Aquarius Moon Pisces Moon
Taurus Sun: Aries Moon Taurus Moon Gemini Moon Cancer Moon Leo Moon Virgo Moon Libra Moon Scorpio Moon Sagittarius Moon Capricorn Moon Aquarius Moon Pisces Moon
Gemini Sun: Aries Moon Taurus Moon Gemini Moon Cancer Moon Leo Moon Virgo Moon Libra Moon Scorpio Moon Sagittarius Moon Capricorn Moon Aquarius Moon Pisces Moon
Cancer Sun: Aries Moon Taurus Moon Gemini Moon Cancer Moon Leo Moon Virgo Moon Libra Moon Scorpio Moon Sagittarius Moon Capricorn Moon Aquarius Moon Pisces Moon
Leo Sun: Aries Moon Taurus Moon Gemini Moon Cancer Moon Leo Moon Virgo Moon Libra Moon Scorpio Moon Sagittarius Moon Capricorn Moon Aquarius Moon Pisces Moon
Virgo Sun: Aries Moon Taurus Moon Gemini Moon Cancer Moon Leo Moon Virgo Moon Libra Moon Scorpio Moon Sagittarius Moon Capricorn Moon Aquarius Moon Pisces Moon
Libra Sun: Aries Moon Taurus Moon Gemini Moon Cancer Moon Leo Moon Virgo Moon Libra Moon Scorpio Moon Sagittarius Moon Capricorn Moon Aquarius Moon Pisces Moon
Scorpio Sun: Aries Moon Taurus Moon Gemini Moon Cancer Moon Leo Moon Virgo Moon Libra Moon Scorpio Moon Sagittarius Moon Capricorn Moon Aquarius Moon Pisces Moon
Sagittarius Sun: Aries Moon Taurus Moon Gemini Moon Cancer Moon Leo Moon Virgo Moon Libra Moon Scorpio Moon Sagittarius Moon Capricorn Moon Aquarius Moon Pisces Moon
Capricorn Sun: Aries Moon Taurus Moon Gemini Moon Cancer Moon Leo Moon Virgo Moon Libra Moon Scorpio Moon Sagittarius Moon Capricorn Moon Aquarius Moon Pisces Moon
Aquarius Sun: Aries Moon Taurus Moon Gemini Moon Cancer Moon Leo Moon Virgo Moon Libra Moon Scorpio Moon Sagittarius Moon Capricorn Moon Aquarius Moon Pisces Moon
Pisces Sun: Aries Moon Taurus Moon Gemini Moon Cancer Moon Leo Moon Virgo Moon Libra Moon Scorpio Moon Sagittarius Moon Capricorn Moon Aquarius Moon Pisces Moon
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As a reader, as a writer, and as a fan I can’t think of a single website that has given me more happiness than Archive of Our Own. Thank you so much to everyone who works so hard to make it such a wonderful place.
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Yet if I’m late for work and work aces all day I don’t get any gold medals.
The only time in my life I can relate to a Gold Metal wining Olympian…
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I need to raise $300 for my third grade classroom
My classroom is lacking some basics. I was able to front $150 for some more chapter books, black history picture books, black history chapter books, tissues, and other classroom essentials.
I am also trying to put a “treasure chest” together for little goodies for students when they reach their goals.
A quick reminder - my classroom is in a high needs 99% black school in the inner city. My students come to school without pencils. I’ve lost students due to insufficient housing. In my school district handing a child a piece of blank unlined paper to draw on is unheard of, because we have to pay for almost all of our own paper - but I give my students all the paper they ask for.
I spent my last $150 on classroom materials and will be eating ramen and oatmeal for the foreseeable future. If I can fundraise that money, plus enough to cover more books, composition notebooks, and reading corner materials that were destroyed, it would be life changing. But regardless, I would eat ramen and oatmeal forever if it meant running a better classroom.
One of my students asked if I “loaned the money yet,” for the classroom. I tried to explain the concept of donations to him, but you can show him and the rest of my class better than I can tell them!
Paypal - paypal.me/tiezesty
Cash app - $tiezesty
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Seriously go watch NOWww
if y'all are looking for a new show to binge on Netflix, i highly recommend watching Travelers. don’t sleep on this show people, i’m telling ya. you’re gonna want to watch this one.👌
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Yusss
Travelers Fandom Headcount!
Reblog if you’re a fan of the show Travelers!
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im still pissed off that birds get to spend their days flying about and cats get to sleep for 16 hours a day and im stuck dealing with capitalism and expectations
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Yup
self care is watching reruns of bobs burgers
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