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Everyone please rise for the national anthem.
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Loving how as soon as electricity was like, a Thing, people just went "you can make toast with this" and started working on electric toasters but they didn't quite have the whole heating element thing down so there was a not insignificant chance of it just exploding
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New to Tumblr, going to start dumping some of the stone carving that I've done here.
This big slate carving is based on a design from the Book of Kells, all hand carved with hammer and chisels.
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It’s always a fucking trip to see a sturgeon next to someone, because on their own they just look like fish, but when there’s a guy there you see how fucking big they are
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A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.
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based purely on anecdotal evidence from the 10 or so people I hang out with the most, I have put together a hypothesis
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#if i ever got married again it would be for convenience and benefits#like yes let's pool our resources in this hellscape
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Silly draw inspired by a funny idea earlier- 🐕
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So like... Is there a 'hi I'm spamming you with activity' threshold for deciding to follow someone new on here where you accidentally stumble over their blog because of a tag you thought was funny so you go thinking "hmm that was amusing what kind of person wrote this" and you find out they follow and reblog the exact same kind of stuff (and sometimes the exact same stuff) you do and you're like "oh holy crap I just reblogged and liked a crapload of posts from this person maybe I should follow them"?
#Asking for a friend#It's me#I'm asking for me#Because I want to follow but I do not want to be perceived#Or maybe I do#I haven't figured it out yet
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“some of you are miserable because you’re mean” post except its “some of you are miserable because you only look at and talk about stuff you dislike”
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i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever
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They have a website!
https://factoriacircular.wordpress.com/
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#holy crap???#this is amazing?#this is someone's real life?????#music#always reblog#instant serotonin
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