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the idea that jerking off every day makes you a depraved sex addict is so nuts the current obsession with declaring anything a sex/porn addiction is so fucking stupid why am i seeing other queer people and people on the left capitulating to this regressive shamey bullshit. experiencing pleasure is not sinful or overindulgent. we cannot be going around telling people they're not allowed to be horny and not allowed to have whatever amount of sex they want to have.

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Tumblr used to be like. A cute social media site where we had posts about how girls take off t-shirts vs. how boys take off t-shirts. Now it's a death engine generating 3500 profoundly bigoted myths per minute offgassing noxious miasmas of racism and misogyny, and when you criticize the pollution you get told it's just internet discourse and YOU'RE the pathetic cringefail loser for caring about it, but then those myths turn up on news media and in the publications of official organizations and spoken on the floor of legislative bodies etc. and you're STILL the pathetic cringefail loser for caring about it but now it's even worse because everyone believes those myths so you're also a conspiracy theorist and a liar and a psyop and a fed.

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"DSCH" (2024)

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behold

dmiitri

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“There’s an academic gender gap/boys are falling behind girls in school..” If the education gap was reversed, people would be praising boys for their intelligence. There would be no talk about girls falling behind because no one would care. Why does this conversation frame men and boys as victims? Why are we not talking about how impressive and smart women and girls are?

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35 Years Ago - June 27, 1990 - Christoph Waltz in The Gravy Train! We were introduced to the adorable Hans Dorfmann

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The fact that our brothers, husbands, and fathers are the SAME men who are buying impoverished women’s body’s for sex is an atrocity that radfems have been speaking on for decade. We KNOW men who buy sex are not monstrous creatures who hide in the shadows. They are the men who live next door, the men who father children with us. That’s what is so disturbing.

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professions older than prostitution because i’m so tired of hearing that misogynistic talking point created by a british imperialist witnessing impoverished women in india

1. hunter

2. forager

3. midwife

4. babysitter

5. weaver

6 doctor/healer

7. shaman

8. fisher

9. stonemason

10. navigator

11. sentry

12. butcher

13. cook

14. storyteller

15. woodcarver

16. food tester

17. builder

18. tanner/leatherworker

19. scout

20. fire tender

there is no evidence of prostitution’s existence until the neolithic agricultural revolution, stemming from an unequal resource distribution and the rise of female oppression. for reference, the start of agriculture until now comprises less than 10% of homo sapien history. do not let men tell you misogyny is a natural part of life. it’s not.

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i love hearing about the declining birth rate like yesss that is a major problem considering our dominant economic model. a problem i plan on contributing to 👍 joining the war on declining birth rates on the side of declining birth rates

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My dad and I were talking about Shostakovich and he was like “if he had a Twitter account he would go wild” and like……. Shit he would

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ITS MY BOY!!!!!!!

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The Romans really went off with 'nisi fallor'. All the English online equivalents simply do not compare.

'if I remember correctly' -> wordy, stupid, too long

'as far as I know' -> sounds bad, clunky, can't say it quickly

'afaik' -> unpronounceable, weird looking

'iirc' -> gibberish, incomprehensible, too many i's

'nisi fallor' -> good length, easy & fun to say, can be thrown in anywhere quickly, literally 'unless I am deceiving myself' which is sick

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I NEVER POSTED THE DRAWING I DID OF SOVIET RUSSIAN COMPOSER DMITRI DMITRYEVICH SHOSTAKOVICH SMOKING 500 CIGARETTES

HERE YOU GO

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ngl I thought this was a sarcastic stab at the drumpf administration at first

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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Inspired by the great @shostposting I have made my own PicMixes, which do, eventually, get better.

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