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Elemental magic is so fucking boring lmao I should do something about this

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Atticus "I'm entering this tournament so that I can win the prize money and pay off my debt" Grey - lawful

Alise "I'm entering for fun but if I win I'll probably give you the money lol" Sweeney - neutral

Emil "just let me kill Sweeney for you, can't owe him money if he's dead" Finch - chaotic

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"People are always saying 'oh, Alice, don't you know that everyone wants your dad dead?' So I'll tell you what I've told everyone who's ever said they want to kill him: not if I get to him first."

- Alise Sweeney

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I'm gonna actually make like profile posts abt all the ocs and I'll do that tomorrow don't let me forget it

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....what does the mascot suit for the fucking greywell high Wendigos look like

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I'm like a notorious lazy bastard who doesn't like making new characters and it's honestly kinda funny that I just....aged Kell up and stuck him in Washington and my explaination was "time is weird in the woods" and like?? That explains nothing? I don't even know when everything in greywell is happening exactly but it's presumably around the same time as shit is going down in Barnsley because it's before the Hammonds have gone on their cross country road trip so if everything is happening at the exact same time then does kell exist in 2 places at once? If he went back to Barnsley through the woods would he be aged down again? If that happened would he keep all the memories and knowledge he had accumulated in greywell? If he went to Barnsley on a plane or something could he feasibly meet his younger self there? I've raised so many questions and answered none of them and it's driving me INSANE

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Fuck lucas sweeney lives

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Sweeney: hey can you maybe stop framing me for murder please

Emil: KUNG

Jaz: POW

Arya: PENIS

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elliott: there they were...emil finch. the war-hardened criminal who ran the most lethal division of lyra frey’s gang. emil stared at me with eyes sharpened by bloodlust and cracked his knuckles, the knuckles of those long, bloodied fingers that had ended the lives of countless men,

emil: hah jaz is a furry

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Everyone's so disrespectful to Sweeney like he deserves it but still

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Emil: EAT THE RICH. POKE THEIR EYES OUT LIKE A CROW. GNAW ON THEIR BONES

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hi! so, i follow you on your main and you mentioned your ocs so i checked them out and got really interested?? so uhh if you'd like, tell me about them! let's see...favorite foods??

im fucking weeping over the fact that someone likes my ocs like Buddy I Would Die For You but uh okay lets see

Robin likes fruit, his favorites are peaches and pomegranates Aidan survives solely off of redbull and sour skittles and hot cheetos and just like other Gross Gamer Boy foods Marcus likes all the easy to prepare “mom’s working late again” meals that Nick used to make him when he was little, so like microwave mac and cheese and pizza pockets and sad stuff like that Vi loves mexican food

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if you’re not standing barefoot in the heart of a foreboding forest and chanting to the old gods as the moonlight tangles its fingers in your messy hair and caresses your dirt-streaked cheeks what even is the point

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me creating an OC five years ago: i have to make this character as different from myself as i can, or they’ll be self-insert mary sue trash. they have to be my complete polar opposite. i will have no idea how to characterize them, but they must not share any traits with me whatsoever

me creating an OC now: and YOU get my social anxiety, and YOU get my fear of intimacy, and YOU get my inability to admit when i’ve made a mistake, and YOU are basically just me in a hat,

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Sweeney: I named my kids Alise With An S and Elliott With Double Ls And Ts because I'm not like the other dads

Alise: this isn't like a threat or anything but you're gonna die before you have a chance to write me out of your will

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A post written by Lucas Sweeney

Broke: Lyra keeps calling me out for making my kids be part of my gang like she's not doing the exact same thing

Woke: we just let our daughters punch each other like mature adults

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It's a fantasy novel because the fantasy is that nick works at McDonald's and can still afford to pay rent and eat