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can you posr the video that the. pelican is from

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something about lightbulbs just screams "put me in your mouth" it feels so natural. like smoking while pumping gas

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I’m planning out my bedroom when i live on my own next year

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Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

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the lord of the rings is so honest. so raw. so sincere. so unabashedly from the heart. no snide fourth wall jokes, no attempts to alleviate the heaviness. it is is wholeheartedly earnest in its dedication to portraying hope and love and faith and loyalty and courage, and that is what makes it feel like home to so many of us. it’s true to itself. it doesn’t pretend to be cool and care less. it cares, a lot, and that is a rare, beautiful thing. it warms our hearts to care for a piece of fiction that was made to care about and be cared about

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“No that’s an oil tank I’m not interested” 😂

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Random comment on pasta recipe with more emotional impact than the 1000's of novel length intro to recipies

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Mr j my cat has a crush on you and he is a boy

That's how things are these days

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please god stop talking about diets and weight loss in front of kids. especially if those kids are girls. and especially if you’re someone those kids look up to. but really just stop talking about about diets and weight loss when children are in earshot at all. I promise you you’re doing far more harm than good.

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In case you’ve ever wondered what being an environmental biology student is like

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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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ameircans talking about red note like they have never spoken to anyone from another country ever about anything