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Don’t like the vagueness of this news article.

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me when i receive one (1) important email for the first time in 3 weeks

me in the gc at 4am five hours after i said i was going to bed

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me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i did not raise u this way

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what a jerk

and a thief

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MONEYBAGSHFHHJHS

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LMAOOOO WHO TF MADE THIS!?!?

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John Green abandoning his tumblr makes me so angry. Fucker took post editing away from us and what does he do??? Escape to stop getting cyberbullied. Asshole.

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This was so funny. I literally love the met gala so much

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ACCORDING TO METACRITIC, “LEMONADE” BY BEYONCÉ IS THE MOST ACCLAIMED FEMALE ALBUM OF THE DECADE.

You find the black tube inside her beauty case where she keeps your father’s old prison letters. You desperately want to look like her. You look nothing like your mother. You look everything like your mother. Film star beauty. How to wear your mother’s lipstick. You go to the bathroom to apply your mother’s lipstick. Somewhere no one can find you.

You must wear it like she wears disappointment on her face. Your mother is a woman and women like her cannot be contained. Mother dearest, let me inherit the earth. Teach me how to make him beg. Let me make up for the years he made you wait. Did he bend your reflection? Did he make you forget your own name? Did he convince you he was a god? Did you get on your knees daily? Do his eyes close like doors? Are you a slave to the back of his head?

Am I talking about your husband or your father?

LEMONADE (2016)

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