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Whilst being sexy with the lady

Her: I'm a good girl

Me: No, you're a bad girl

Her: I'm only a bad girl when I want it dirty

Me: So what does it mean when you're a good girl then?

Her:...

Me:

Her:

Me:

Her: I still want it dirty.

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do you ever have to pee so bad but you’re stuck in your girls room while dcfs causes a scene with everyone in the house and the worker dont know your actually in the house so its not like you can just get up and go to the bathroom and pee..

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omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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Me: *changes the toilet paper roll*

Me: I am the backbone of this household

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someone: quit bouncing your leg me: hesitates but continues to lowkey bounce my leg

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straight girl: so me and my boyfrien-

me: oh, my condolences, that’s terrible :(

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Officer: are you aware how fast you were going?

Me: Well my snapchat selfie says 65 mph…

Officer: omg add me

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this blog is pro turn signal

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Me in Prision

Me: just call me Mitochondria because I'm the POWERHOUSE OF THIS CELL

Me: *gets jumped*

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Why does this Hostess Zinger look exactly like Donald Trump

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anyone wanna buy me $400 worth of clothing for nothing in return 

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