skymasterthefangirl

[skymasterthefangirl]

I’m such a slut for casual intimacy. Like yesss rest your chin on my shoulder while we're in line at the grocery store, I live for that shit.

[skymasterthefangirl]

Hello darkness my old friend,

shown up at 5pm again.

[skymasterthefangirl]

i'm queuing this in july

[skymasterthefangirl]

We don't need to watch "better" movies. We need to watch more movies where the lead is a solid 4/10 and can't act for shit, but, like, they're really good at karate.

[skymasterthefangirl]

“…to me” is one of the most powerful disclaimers we have on here… is this character analysis accurate? debatable. but it’s real… to me.

[skymasterthefangirl]

that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks

[skymasterthefangirl]

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

[skymasterthefangirl]

save me characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation…..characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation save me………..

[skymasterthefangirl]

Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

[skymasterthefangirl]

i should get a special treat whenever i successfully “i have food at home” myself. a treat like a special snack i do not have at home.

[skymasterthefangirl]

The switch from Daylight Saving Time to Standard Time which will take away my glorious hour of daylight in the afternoon and give it to the early morning is just another example of how Morning People are an oppressive class in modern society

[skymasterthefangirl]

sir that is my beloved mutual with whom i have not shared a fandom since 2013

[skymasterthefangirl]

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

[skymasterthefangirl]

i'm a big fan of tv shows where they do an episode from the POV of a side character and they're living in a completely different genre than the main character

[skymasterthefangirl]

do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable

[skymasterthefangirl]

confusing Odysseus and Orpheus is like confusing a liar and a lyre. send post

[skymasterthefangirl]

Top-Tier Villain Motivations

They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.

I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.

Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.

Yes, Master

Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!

I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)

I don't want a better future, I want a better past!

No other way to get performance art funded these days