skymasterthefangirl

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the holy trinity: the father (fuck it we ball) the son (it is what it is) the holy spirit (to be cringe is to be free)

[skymasterthefangirl]

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

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just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet

[skymasterthefangirl]

When the player character dialogue options in a game all suck:

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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

[skymasterthefangirl]

every night a few hours before bed im like "wait i should watch a movie" and i do not watch a movie. ever

[skymasterthefangirl]

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

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Some of y'all genuinely hate dudes and honestly, that's super cringe

[skymasterthefangirl]

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

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*sweating, whole body shaking while I stare at a google doc* would he fucking say that????

[skymasterthefangirl]

It’s a content warning to you. To me it’s the reason it’s on my reading list

[skymasterthefangirl]

Visited old fishmarket close today!! No skin stealing monsters in sight but there was some anglerfish graffiti, whoever did that I love you know,

[skymasterthefangirl]

the problem is that going to bed at night feels like a chore whereas lying down for a forbidden nap at 4pm feels like the pinnacle of decadence

[skymasterthefangirl]

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okay but "the symbolism is Real and Trying to Kill You" is my favorite kind of symbolism

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Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)

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You can’t kill yourself you need to live long enough to see him die