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1920s Obi-Wan x Satine x Cody

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Happy Birthday Steve Rogers!!! 🥳 🎊 🎆 Have a genderbend as a treat <3

I may not be American, but I will gladly salute americas ass 🫡 (and happy 4th of July too guys 🇺🇸 🦅 🦅 )

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Remembrance

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Neither one can tell if the other is fucking with him

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star wars episode iv: a new hope (1977)

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gay people can never say "I love you" they have to say some shit like "he's a good man, that cody"

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1D OMEGAVERSE NONCON was what took out AO3

so, we all suffered through ao3’s recent downtime:

so i got curious, because i was bookmarking things when the site went down and wouldn’t it be funny if i was the one who broke it lmao (😔no it wasn’t me but i helped)

https://archiveofourown.org/bookmarks/2147483647 is this

absolutely iconic 10/10 no notes good job team 😂

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New codywan 'butcher' x 'reporter'/secret agents au?

My brainrot has reached new levels and this is the (unfinished) result. The Au is basically that Obi-Wan and Cody were secret agent 'Partners' and Obi-Wan was framed as a traitor and thus fled to a small town in the north of Scotland where he works as a butcher. He's the local cryptid, weirdo and creep who talks to his knives more than to actual people. Cody, still in service, is sent to track the traitor down and eliminate him. He poses as a reporter who's writing an article about the different local towns and their own cultures or smth.

It's a lot of homoerotic tension and angst basically:)

More sketches under the cut->

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if you know, you know...

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cannot tell me that Obi-Wan “Guiding Light” Kenobi and Commander “Sunburst” Cody weren’t made for each other

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I think an underappreciated element of Leia's character is that even after days or weeks of ruthless interrogation interspersed with torture, she still had the presence of mind to identify a feature of the Stormtrooper who barged into her cell that she could mock.

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that night i dreamed of you

and every night since

you are the sound of rain to me

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an absolute fuckton of people at pride rn

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there are so many words to use in place of “penis” in regards to smut. there’s dick. or shaft. we got cock. member. organ. length. hell, even manhood! all are acceptable replacements.

but what do we have for the testicles? nuts? no thank you. ballsac or, lord forbid, just sac? i’d literally rather be tarred and feathered. using their government name and just calling them testicles? take me out back and gimme the ol’ yeller treatment.

how has the english language evolved so much yet we have no acceptable word for testicles in a sexy context? how can we claim we’ve advanced as a society when the best word for describing when two characters are fucking nasty and the noble and mighty testes are swaying about is balls?

BALLS

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my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

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every ship is a lesbian ship if you believe hard enough

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“a large battle between” like the mandalorians were carpet-bombing their own farmland. come on wookiepedia