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hand-bases by #YAmmisn on twitter

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hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?

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i want… to draw pit fighter vi SO BAD! but i have a hard time drawing her for some reason i can never get her right. for some reason im INSANE at drawing viktor, i can kind of draw jayce and mel but im bad at vi

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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x04 - “Paint the Town Blue”

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At least (??) She has the jacket on. I'm not sure we could handle the abs and the arms

EMO VI + ABS

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Just realized something

In season two when Mercury fights Pyrrha, he got to choose his opponent - by this logic that means Pyrrha got to choose hers – by THAT logic this means Pyrrha deadass looked Glynda in the face and said “Team CRDL.” and then she literally just did that. Pyrrha, feeling that they got off too easy for bullying Jaune (and others) decided to take it upon herself and humiliate them by solo-ing their whole team.

Pyrrha Nikos may be a cinnamon roll but she doesn’t hold back

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Attack of the Werebroom

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Hey you. Yeah you. Whoever you are. If you have the mega link with all the RWBY episodes give it to me right now. Please

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Oh hey tomorrow is Wolfenoot.

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At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

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Two job-hunting resources that changed my life:

This cover letter post on askamanger.com. A job interview guide written by Alison Green, who runs askamanager.

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FUCK

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【公式】PokéMinutes | Eevee fluffy time

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The friggin dumbwaiter scene in the novel got a chokehold on me

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So tonight I joined my parents, and the neighbours, at the local pub quiz. We won, and won the bonus round, much to the annoyance of the other teams. Apparently my parents and their friends win every other week. Nerds. So to prank them the landlord had a special “Super Hard Pub Question” for us for double or nothing on our prize (vouchers for a gallon of beer) to let the rest of the pub feel better because we were “guaranteed to lose” since there was “no way we could know the answer.” I got picked to answer it because I’m the youngest and have less General Knowledge.

The question?

“What is the word for beer in Ancient Egyptian?”

Pub: *loud raucous laughter and cheering*

Landlord: *looks smug*

Me: Do you want that in English or in the original Hieroglyphs?

Landlord: The hieroglyphs of course!

Pub: *more laughter*

Me: *scribbles quickly in the 10 seconds I had to answer*

Landlord: Fuck. Me. 

Pub: *utter silence broken only by someone at the back exclaiming WTF* 

Landlord: How did you even know that?

Me: You picked the one person here who can read them?

Landlord: Oh shit it’s you isn’t it?

Dad yelling from the back: SURPRISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It’s safe to say we’re simultaneously fucking legends/not very popular at the local right now.

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I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie