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Ok boomer

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bro you better shut the fuck up before i look at you one day and feel warm and realize i’ve fallen in love with you bro. im serious quit it dude

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When you can still smell his colon from last night on your pillow.

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Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

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Acrõbät

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Oh! I almost forgot! I saw a snake today! I haven’t seen a snake all year!

Look at how mad he is!

Hello, noodle! I love you!

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*slams gavel*

worm court is now in session

all writhe

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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

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Well that just revealed a phobia that I didn’t know I had

How the fuck was this a children’s television character?!?

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emoji spell to manifest your desired/ideal body

💓🎀🌸🧜🏻‍♀️👙💆🏼‍♀️🌸🎀💓

Like to charge, reblog to cast

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Shit My Friend Said Pt. 1

“I’m not getting the mullet for the style, I’m getting the mullet for the memories.”

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I’m afraid this might be my last chance

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

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Signs as Things I’ve Witnessed at my Highschool

Aries: A freshman doing sick tricks during break on a scooter.

Taurus: The girl who drove across campus once because her next period was "too far away" to walk.

gemini: Me and my friend gosiping about our English teacher in math class. our math teacher walks over and listens in before saying "who are you talking about?".

cancer: A v small girl drops her coffee in the hallway and stares sadly at it until nearly every student has left the hallway,and then just walks away.

Leo: *Hits hip against the side of a table and slow motion falls to the ground* "I'VE been AtACkEd!".

libra: A girl walking back and forth between lunch tables to mediate an argument between two of her friends.

Scorpio: A group of students surrounding one guy reading out of Simon's necronomicon.

Virgo: A student fixing a spelling error on a flyer on the bulletin.

Sagittarius: A boy wearing a anime ahegao sweatshirt, and walking into the office.

Capricorn: A girl doing an example math problem on the whiteboard. The teacher saying “it be easier if you did it this way” the girl replying “noted” and continuing to do it her way.

Aquarius: A kid hauling around a full grown suitcase instead of a backpack.

Pisces: My sweet old bus driver genuinely expressing concern about, and asking me to be careful with symbolism, after seeing my wood shop project had an engraved Devils Trap on it.

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Signs as YouTubers I like

Aries: William Osman

Taurus: Mikeala Long

Gemini: Joana Ceidda

cancer: Helloxryan

Leo: Farmer Derek Klingenberg

Virgo: Binging with Babish

libra: Kennedy Walsh

Scorpio: Swaggersouls

Sagittarius: Caroline Kosntnar

Capricorn: Internet Comment Etiquette

Aquarius: Simone Giertz

Pisces: Jim Reno

*disclaimer* by no means am I saying these YouTubers are infact the sign I place them in.

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I love that I was the inspiration for half of these things

The signs as things my friends have said

Aries: it’s not my fault that I need to go through with every idea I have

Taurus: Where are my slippers?! Where are they? Looks like its gonna be batman pajamas and cowboy boots for this fella.

Gemini: you see, he got tired pretending to be two people, unlike me, I can do this all day

Cancer: if someone doesnt touch me right now I’m probably going to explode

Leo: *after hitting themself violently in the face* i have to do it again to make sure it wasn’t just a fluke.

Virgo: I have to punch myself in the face now, it’s the rules

Libra: I dont know, I just think it’s time for me to start being a hoe again

Scorpio: it’s not my fault you got offended by something I said specifically to offend you

Sagittarius: if I have to see one more flyer for a stupid rodeo in this little hick town I’m going to lose it.

Capricorn: I could probably kill him if he didn’t see me coming

Aquarius: can I look for something under your bed for a second *proceeds to pull out an old hatchet and knife*

Pisces: I know exactly how to not be sad and who to cut out of my life to not be sad but I can’t because I need to help them

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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”