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very subtle daisuke (queued art)

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Wow, I've finally made it... someone's impersonating me on TikTok!

I'm fine with people reposting my videos there, but please DO NOT IMPERSONATE ME.

Please help me report the account: https://www.tiktok.com/@joetastic_0?lang=en

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government made me wanna blab about that one dream i had.

never actually explained it now that I'm looking at the og post... Me and my friend were beamed into their ship with no knowledge of how we got there.

The mom said we wandered in and to make up for trespassing, we'd have to make dinner (we could join for dinner after finishing). I'm like 89% certain we were gonna be eaten. also Xavy was flirting with my friend. aggressively. I woke up before we finished. but i still really like their designs. u u

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Daisuke: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Y/N: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear-

Daisuke: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better

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Curly: can you call Jimmy? My phone died

Y/N: he blocked me

Curly: Daisuke?

Daisuke: nope, he blocked me too

*earlier*

*Y/N and Daisuke spamming Jimmy the knee surgery meme*

Daisuke: you think that this is a good idea?

Y/N: yea, now add the amogus meme

Daisuke: nice

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i love adhd. i have a lot to do at work today. i take my meds. i open the word document. i immediately misspell “benzodiazepines.” i go on tumblr to post “benzodiazepenis….” for the mutualés. and then it’s 45 minutes later and ive caught up on tumblr and checked the weather and read a fic and texted an ex and ordered new pens and looked up a recipe for chicken pot pie and posted about adhd and done zero work.

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please PLEASE learn how to tag your fanfics. Don’t tag fluff when it’s angst, don’t tag smut when it’s fluff and please don’t tag characters that ARENT EVEN MENTIONED IN THE FIC!!!!

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Could you make hc for the mouthwashing crew (minus Jdiddy) if they had actually been saved and made it back to earth after the crash? Like what life would be like for them? PLS PLS I JUST WANT A HAPPY ENDING FOR THM😭

LMFAO OF COURSE I CAN!!!!!!

return velocity

what if the crew (anya, daisuke, curly, swansea) made it back after the events of mouthwashing..?

cw: uhhh none really? except for what’s under the cut! tell me if i missed anything <3

𝐝𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐞

oh my sweet summer boy.

he made it out with uhm

let’s just say a whole bunch of scars

his mom, was obviously worried. horrified. her baby.. hurt?? because of her? her heart is broken

but daisuke’s like “nono it’s okay!! i got a cool scar to show off to the ladies!!”

she just facepalms

i also hc daisuke never really learned how to drive. was too worried about partying. so swansea had to drive him and anya to their respective houses (i’ll get to why curly wasn’t there in a moment)

his parents meet anya and swansea

they are so happy they met swansea. this man taught our son? he’s gonna do great.

until daisuke goes back to yapping about video games. yeah so great.

they heavily thank anya though, for helping with saving daisuke after climbing into the vent. without her, he would’ve certainly died

basically daisuke finds his purpose (keeping cool in situations and dedicating his life to his friends)

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my poor baby anya

so we all know she struggled getting into medical school prior to the events in mouthwashing

in my mind daisuke’s parents helped pay for her medical school due to her basically saving his life

she goes to medical school, gets her necessary digress, and works in healthcare!!

ABORTS THE BABY.

SHE DOES NOT KEEP THE BABY.

becomes curly and swansea’s primary healthcare worker because she knew them best

really into gardening! helps take her mind off the ptsd of everything that happened

got a restraining order against j-diddy

gets a kitty named towellet. she loves the thing.

𝐬𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐚

oh my swansea. no one loves you the way i do.

obviously is so happy to see his wife

and his kids!! can’t forget about them

they’d be worried sick, obviously hearing about the news of the tulpar

he reassures them that he’s safe (obviously), and he’ll be able to retire!!

his wife is obviously excited

i hc his wife is already retired and his kids already have kids

peepaw swansea for the win <33

i also hc he adopted an old bulldog.

they watch soap operas together all day and snore on the couch super loudly

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…

surprisingly didn’t die??

also he wasn’t in swansea’s car because uhm.. he was airlifted to the hospital

his recovery is difficult, obviously

he has moments he’s not sure he’ll make it out alive, and wonders if he should even still be breathing

obviously loves when swansea, daisuke, and anya visit. he literally loves it

he was given a multitude of surgeries, including skin graphs from donors, so some parts have darker hair than others, he thinks it’s cool.

daisuke was also a good match for blood i hc!! anya, daisuke, and swansea now regularly donate blood and plasma <3

i hc curly got an emotion support/guide dog names ratchet

sweetest baby around and curly adores him

he has prosthetics for his limbs, and used to completely cover them, a mask on his face and his hood up to complete the look

now he’s more confident in himself, and will happily go without a mask and basketball shorts!!

he has a voice box, but is still getting used to it!

daisuke bleached all his hair and cut it off for curly to make him a wig

he dosent wear it much, but he keeps it in a safe space

he wears a much more comfortable hair system

daisuke made his out of love, not practicality

𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞

company goes belly up.

curly and everyone sues him. even j-diddy.

they all win

what more can i say

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they all still love hanging out, the 4 of them

goes to anya’s graduation

daisuke constantly draws for all of them

swansea fosters kittens

anya loves to bake treats for all of them

curly loves to spin his shoulder around to cause his prosthetic to spin in a complete circle

…

i’m so sorry

𝐣𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐲

well.

woah.

he had a hefty trial.

obviously found guilty

got beat up in prison

was released on good behavior 🖕

i don’t think anya ever truly forgave him, or anyone for that matter.

which like good?

but he does visit curly sometimes at his hospital room

and sends the whole crew birthday/holliday cards

(only sends them to anya after his restraining order is done)

got a pitbull named mikey. loves his baby

he’s trying to turn his life around

he’s definitely still not sane

has been admitted to a mental institution involuntarily a few times

is on heavy medication to regulate his mood

got a sleeve tattoo of stars representing the crew (with their permission). i think he has a full sleeve

(thank you @/curly-my-beloved for that idea!!)

definitely got some of daisuke’s doodles tatted on him

a few important dates

he’s trying to be better

still an ass tho

i still don’t like him

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"English isn't my-"

Hush now my friend, and let me read the absolute beauty of a fic that you have bestowed this world and humiliated the first English speakers with

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DO NOT SEARCH FOR MOUTHWASHING CONTENT UNDER THE RECENTS TAB

Recently, there has been a spam of NSFW and, more troublingly, gore bot content under the mouthwashing tags. In particular, there have been bots spamming gore of cats, and as an animal lover myself I've been absolutely devastated witnessing this unprompted.

I'm lucky to be both learning to be a vet assistant / tech and a horror nerd, so I can stomach gore fairly decently, but even I was deeply disturbed by what I had seen. The people behind these accounts are monsters and I do not anyone else experiencing what I had.

Most of these bots I've seen have usernames starting with or including the word 'russain' and have dark blue patterned icons.

Please, stay safe. If you see one of these bots (and are able to stomach it) block and report them.

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DO NOT SEARCH FOR MOUTHWASHING CONTENT UNDER THE RECENTS TAB

Recently, there has been a spam of NSFW and, more troublingly, gore bot content under the mouthwashing tags. In particular, there have been bots spamming gore of cats, and as an animal lover myself I've been absolutely devastated witnessing this unprompted.

I'm lucky to be both learning to be a vet assistant / tech and a horror nerd, so I can stomach gore fairly decently, but even I was deeply disturbed by what I had seen. The people behind these accounts are monsters and I do not anyone else experiencing what I had.

Most of these bots I've seen have usernames starting with or including the word 'russain' and have dark blue patterned icons.

Please, stay safe. If you see one of these bots (and are able to stomach it) block and report them.

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[Previous Part]

More MakeBelieve!AU :D This is the parallel to the dead pixel scene.

There's a bonus under the cut but if you do not want the good vibes ruined then don't open it

Disclaimer: This isn't trying to make Jimmy's in game actions "redeemable". Since this is an AU starring children, a bully like Jimmy doesn't get that kind of behavior without some form of exposure.

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I lovr you wrong orga n....... makes out with you....

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Daisuke Last moments

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holding daisuke like this

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Twitter seemed to really insanely (Unreasonably) like this one so I guess I will post it here also

I was just silly doodling a strange experience I have and apparently I am not the only person who has it because it's currently at 82 Thousand likes and Climbing and it has boosted my measly little six hundred and seventy follower number on there to like almost 800 and like. I Don't Understand gjfjfhdsg