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best part of running games of jackbox for random library teens was definitely all the times when jackbox would prompt them to be vulgar and i would be like i hope everyone can really impress me with how clever and not obvious their jokes are and this completely worked on them they were like i must find a joke even better than cum. but is it possible...? i must try. for Her. a woman who i just met who works at the library

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can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bots, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

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This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

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giovanni

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on their clit like morse code

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ppl are rlly trying to defend being on your phone during a movie in the theater what is going on

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EXCUSE ME, my boobs are down here. Look at them when I speak to you. 💢

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I loved this post just because all the comments flipped between sincere appreciation and mockery of the birds

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Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

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oh you wanted T as in testosterone. i thought you meant T as in T-virus resident evil. well the good news is that you're still gonna transform at least

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yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right

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It’s a content warning to you. To me it’s the reason it’s on my reading list