AND SHE’S THE BEST IN ALL OF PARIS AT ACHING AND BREAKING HEARTS
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guys i have to be up early tomorrow and i’m #ill so i’m gonna be around tomorrow to post and reply to starters !
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hey there demons, it’s me, ya boy niamh, back at it again but this time with the love of my life, pain in my ass RITA SKEETER ! i don’t have as much planned out for her as i do for peter so i’m just gonna #yolo it and see where this goes lol
PARENTAL DEATH TW !
- (zendaya, she/her.) ── didn’t you see rita skeeter wandering around the corridors? i heard the halfblood is finally in their seventh year. it seems like just yesterday that they were sorted into slytherin. over the years, their housemates have said they’re effervescent but others say that they’re just manipulative. all i know is that they spend a lot of time in the owlry and are never seen without their emerald quill.
margarita skeeter was born in new orleans to a muggle dancer and a pureblooded heir. what was considered the ‘misguided romance of the century’ haunted her father forever. he was shunned from american pureblood society and was barely able to leave the house.
the wizarding city of new orleans reminded alexander skeeter painfully of the life he used to leave, so he and his wife, marigold, moved their little family to philadelphia where she took a job in an restaurant and alex would carry out home improvement tasks that would involve a little more magic than was allowed
when marigold became ill, alex panicked. he had no idea how to raise a child, and so rita was often left with nannies and childminders while her father threw himself into his work
when her mother eventually passed away, rita was eleven and was dangerously close to receiving her invite to attend ilvermorny. he was scared that with a halfblood status and one dead parent, their family would become a laughing stock, so they moved once again, but this time to kensington.
alex became fully submerged in pureblood society once again. he never once had to lie about rita’s blood status, as everybody seemed to assume what they wanted to. he recalled the tale many a time of the small family, living humbly in america, were thrown into turmoil with the death of his dear wife, and so sought out a new life in the uk
rita was happily shipped to hogwarts come september first, her father having charmed his way into a respectable position among his peers, and was comfortably sorted into slytherin (’ green always did suit you, honey’ he would come to tell her afterwards )
the issue of blood purity never bothered rita, and she was a prime example of how your parentage doesn’t make you any less of a person. she was gracing a world many deemed her ineligible to be i
it was during the endless parties and galas she and her father both attended and hosted, did rita learn to love the loose tongues of the elite.
she would sit, enthralled, as the older women would sidh up the most scandalous gossip pureblooded society could conceal, while her charming smile and sharp ears led senior members of the bourgeoisie spill political plots and ploys
it was through her fathers contacts that she found herself sitting across from the director of the daily prophet, making him an offer he couldn’t refuse.
she would write a gossip column, spilling the finest gossip, all anonymously, of course, and in return, she would take over the role of editor in chief when she turned twenty one and would be able to write entertainment columns using her real alias once she left school
the deal was done and ever since, she’s racked up the highest number of follow up letters and complaints of any column in the whole paper, a feat not achieved since the whole dumbledore fiasco
the issue of blood purity is one she cooly avoids, trying to keep her seat in society so that she can guarantee her future
PERSONALITY.
this bitch
is The Bitch™
swears she had Chanel No. 2 running though her veins
dont say anything around her, ever, cannot b trusted
charming as fuck , will try and woo the pants off u at any given moment
wine mom
fave colour is green , matches her Brand
kinda scared to let herself fall for someone ?? she’s built up a reputation of being a bitch and being kinda untouchable and she’s scared that someone will come along and she’ll tear it down for them in .36282 seconds
diamond encrusted april ludgate
I’M A HOE FOR PLOTS PLS COME AND LOVE ME DOWN IN MY IMS OR HMU ON DISCORD ILY ALL <3
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when i say “i don’t like drama” what i really mean is “i don’t want to have my own drama.” your drama, on the other hand,
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You're so self centred
who else am i supposed to be centred on
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Polly Fucking Shelby
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I’m sad & i want material items so i can be cured for 5 minutes
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make me choose || anonymous asked; bellatrix lestrange or rita skeeter?
“the key to good eavesdropping is not getting caught”
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Every goddess carries a monster between her bones and iron in her heart.
thoughts #40 | r.m (via rmeisel)
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archetype series: the teen queen
it seems as if everyone knows her, like she’s touched all of their lives in one way or another. her fingerprints are littered on everyone, each of them telling a different story. surely one person couldn’t possibly be so many people all at once, but when you meet her you begin to have your doubts. just seeing her smile is like taking a breath of fresh air, like the slight raise of her brows could change the way you see the world. but there will always be an air of mystery about her, something she’s not telling you. she’s so many people all at once, but she’s also just a girl with a secret.
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mythology moodboard: aphrodite, goddess of love, desire and beauty.
Aphrodite is the Olympian goddess of love, beauty, pleasure, procreation and eternal youth. She was also a protectress of sailors. The poet Hesiod said that Aphrodite was born from sea-foam. Homer, on the other hand, said that she was the daughter of Zeus and Dione.
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