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gay_irl

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they're both guilty, your honor

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the real true purpose of having a brain is to think about fictional characters

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AU where Steve hears that his girlfriend is cheating on him with the town freak but never suspects it’s with his good friend Jonathan.

So now, Eddie had a sad jock at his door threatening to beat him up but like, through tears. A lot of tears. He’s crying pretty hard and it’s getting really awkward.

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Buck goes to visit Eddie and Chris. While he’s gone. There’s a news story about two civilians rescuing someone from some disaster.

Chim: Did you hear about what happened in El Paso?

Bobby: A bit, but I didn’t pay much attention.

Hen: What do you mean?

Bobby: Not my circus, not my monkeys.

*Bobby’s phone rings*

Bobby (on phone): Yes, this is Captain Nash. Yes. Oh. Oh no. Oh my god. Thank god. Yes, of course. Right away.

*hangs up phone*

Bobby: . . . . So, apparently those were my monkeys.

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JUST DO IT BUCK

🔪🔪🔪 в вк не репостить🔪🔪🔪

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stop using chat gpt. i can also feed you misinformation when you ask me questions and also im beautiful

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they're so unserious

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Werewolf boyfriend

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Happy Spring Equinox! 🩷💐🌿

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His curly sweaty hair though goooodddd lord

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you're leaving the state and you're doing the fucking bend and snap to close your uhaul truck so that your homoerotic situationship can stare at your ass one last time? sure queen

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Having read several Steddie fanfics where Steve tenderly cleans a (pick one or all) bloodied/resurrected/vampiric Eddie in the bathtub at his house, just once I’d like a fic where Steve goes, “nope, not cleaning up after that” and instead hoses him down in the backyard.

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I know this whole thing between us has been messy and hard, and both of us could have handled it a little bit better.

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You could stay, make mistakes until the daylight

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