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Too many posts about one topic and it stops being fun. I get it. I know how it is. It’s fine. *sniff* I’m okay. *my cursed eye shows me a premonition of me running away, tripping, and showing a panty shot to the audience* I’m fine I don’t even care. *runs away without tripping*

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If mr beast was in comics it’d be a spider-man comic where he’d make a video that’s like “everyone KNOWS innocent new yorkers are being terrorised by spider-man” - cut to random guy - “I fucking hate spider-man!” - cut back - “but no one’s doing anything about it! So I teamed up with Daily Bugle owner J. Jonah Jameson” - cut to J. J. - “Hey kids, buy the damn newspaper for once!” - cut back - “and we spent $50 million of our OWN money to hire an engineer to build a Spider Slayer robot to FINALLY stop the menace that is Spider-Man!” - cut to Dr Strohm explaining the robot to them.

And naturally the robot would go out of control and Spider-Man would have to stop it, making mr beast look like a fool on camera. And then when he gets revealed to be a fraud Venom eats his brains live.

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Did you know that many gastropods can create a pearl, including terrestrial snails? The difference is nacre which is only found in some species of mollusks and which which gives pearls their beautiful shine. Terrestrial snails occasionally produce very small translucent white pearls which are usually lost. One non-nacre secreting sea snail, the melo melo, produces gorgeous pearls that are extremely prized and rare.

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EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022) Dir. Daniel Kwan & Daniel Scheinert

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Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it

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in middle school i knew a guy named alexander hamilton because his parents just thought it would be nice to name their son after a historical figure but then this poor guy went through hell because he was 13 years old in 2015 and his name was alexander hamilton

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https://english.radio.cz/beavers-build-planned-dams-protected-landscape-area-while-local-officials-still-8841536

A beaver colony in the Brdy region has gained overnight fame by building several dams in the Brdy protected landscape area, creating a natural wetland exactly where it was needed. It saved the local authorities 30 million crowns, and has the public cracking jokes about public administration and red tape.

The administration of the Brdy protected landscape area, which had gained approval for the 30 million crown project, was dealing with red tape and seeking the respective building permits from the Vltava River Basin authorities when the dam project was completed almost overnight by a local colony of beavers.

They could not have chosen their location better –erecting the dams on a bypass gully that was built by soldiers in the former military base years ago, so as to drain the area. The revitalization project drafted by environmentalists was supposed to remedy this. Bohumil Fišer, head of the Brdy Protected Landscape Area Administration says Nature took its course and the beavers created the necessary biotope conditions practically overnight.

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The final phase of desperately trying to get Tiger to care about the cat grass that the household lovingly grew from seed just for him.

He remains tragically ambivalent.

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I have a friend who is very into sumo.

Trying to casually understand sumo is a little like trying to casually understand cricket. But I more or less get the basics just from watching tournaments with her.

But the one part of sumo that will always baffle me, even AFTER it was explained, is the giant macaron...

I legit thought these were photoshoped until I sat down and saw a match myself.

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22 years ago on 9/11, I was ten years old. Here's what I wrote about it in my journal at the time

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The final phase of desperately trying to get Tiger to care about the cat grass that the household lovingly grew from seed just for him.

He remains tragically ambivalent.

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The State department has changed LGBTQ to LGB.

If you claim to care about trans people now is a good time to show genuine ally ship.

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ORANGE BOSS 😺

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John Turturro walks the runway at the Zegna fashion show during the Milan Menswear Fall/Winter 2025 - 2026 Fashion Week (January 20, 2025)