skooterskootyskoot
skooterskootyskoot
Just Call Me Skooter
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this callout couldve been a block button
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skooterskootyskoot · 2 days ago
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I want you to remember:
The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.
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These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.
Akash Bobba
Edward Coristine
Luke Farritor
Gautier Cole Killian
Gavin Kliger
Ethan Shaotran
Spread their names!
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skooterskootyskoot · 2 days ago
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when I'm just walking around and something makes me screech to a halt and my eyeballs shoot out like binoculars and I gotta drop everything to take photos
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"Would you look at that, mercury's in Gatorade."
"I don't believe in astrology."
"No, I mean there is a recall."
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Mister Rogers
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oh I see. it was the crime of wanting. that's why I deserve it.
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skooterskootyskoot · 4 days ago
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having a normal one on twitter
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skooterskootyskoot · 4 days ago
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had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"
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skooterskootyskoot · 4 days ago
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fucking crying because i thought this instagram reel was cutting edge comedy gold only to realize it is 100% serious… damn maybe i’m being poisoned
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